Originally Posted by Pondskipper

These threads about being a biker need some focus so I suggest this, it has worked for me, it will work for you too;

Go out and get the DVD box sets for Sons of Anarchy and watch all of them at least three times, pay special attention to the fashion cues, and narly bike modifications and how they walk, you will need to dress, ride and walk like these guys to be biker.

Leathers, it is vital to wear some well worn in jeans over a pair of combat boots, a "cut" is also a vital part of being a biker, leathers per se are not actually vital and even a leather jacket should be considered optional.

Bike, it goes without saying that to be a biker you have to ride a Harley, be careful not to make it too clean, fancy paint jobs should be avoided unless it is a well faded mural of a naked babe with a demon head, if your bike is an older model then it should smoke and fart like a 60 year old crack ***** for added credibility. Additions like a dead animal or ****** bullet fairing are optional but can be desirable.

Taking special cues from Clay it is important to smoke a fat old cigar, the type is not important, just make sure it is big.

You should also fight a lot and get some scars, scars are an important part of being a biker, you can get henna scars and tattoos if you want to try them out before going with more permanent additions, this will allow you to experience the biker aura before fully committing.

Optional extras are endless, but include ******** cheap **** stars and killing and maiming relatives, all of which can add to your credibility as a biker.

I have done most of this now except for killing a relative and I am now a biker so it works, it can work for you too.