How do I know if I am a "biker"???
#55
04-11-2012, 12:31 PM
I take no credit for these. You are not a biker:
If you drink cappucino instead of beer.
If you don't ride your bike to work because it scuffs your penny loafers.
If you have doubled the weight of your bike with bolt on chrome.
If you have never kick started a bike before.
If you wear a full face helmet
If you wear a helmet
If you wear earplugs
If the last time you went to the Harley dealer you came home with golfballs and a toilet seat
If your Harley shirt has a coller
If its not fun to ride unless someone sees you
If you don't ride in the rain
If you can't find your oil filter
If you think any motorcycle is too loud
If your poneytail comes off with your cap
If you leave your garagedoor open just so people can see your bike
If your a HOG member and think your an outlaw
If when you buy your bike you start calling everyone "bro"
If you worry about what bikers are suppose to look like
If you paid for your new FXSTC in 24 months or less.
If you carry a cam-corder instead of a knife
If your saddlebags have a special pocket for your cell phone
If your boots cost more than you spend on gas in two months
If you drink cappucino instead of beer.
If you don't ride your bike to work because it scuffs your penny loafers.
If you have doubled the weight of your bike with bolt on chrome.
If you have never kick started a bike before.
If you wear a full face helmet
If you wear a helmet
If you wear earplugs
If the last time you went to the Harley dealer you came home with golfballs and a toilet seat
If your Harley shirt has a coller
If its not fun to ride unless someone sees you
If you don't ride in the rain
If you can't find your oil filter
If you think any motorcycle is too loud
If your poneytail comes off with your cap
If you leave your garagedoor open just so people can see your bike
If your a HOG member and think your an outlaw
If when you buy your bike you start calling everyone "bro"
If you worry about what bikers are suppose to look like
If you paid for your new FXSTC in 24 months or less.
If you carry a cam-corder instead of a knife
If your saddlebags have a special pocket for your cell phone
If your boots cost more than you spend on gas in two months
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04-11-2012, 12:33 PM
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04-11-2012, 01:09 PM
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I did a search of JUST this forum and there are 156 threads with A Biker" in the title...
this is a well sorted topic.
this is a well sorted topic.
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04-11-2012, 01:18 PM
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Good stuff... My point was not that I want to be a so called biker, nor do I care! But I spent a few years on a different brand of bike and nothing, then I get a Harley and all of a sudden I get classified as a biker from people who don't ride... I seriously don't give a ****, but I just found it funny that the name is basically associated with the bike NOT the person. Is this something that Harley made up so everyone who wants to feel like a bad *** can go drop 25k and be instantly cool??? Or is it just general ignorance that all Harley riders are in a gang and are about to rob you and steal your daughter??? <--- (depends on how she looks)...
#59
04-11-2012, 01:23 PM
No self respecting "biker" would have the beer refridge that far away from their work bench! BUT!! lucky for you that is easily remedied! Stay thirsty my friend...
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04-11-2012, 01:23 PM
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I take no credit for these. You are not a biker:
If you drink cappucino instead of beer.
If you don't ride your bike to work because it scuffs your penny loafers.
If you have doubled the weight of your bike with bolt on chrome.
If you have never kick started a bike before.
If you wear a full face helmet
If you wear a helmet
If you wear earplugs
If the last time you went to the Harley dealer you came home with golfballs and a toilet seat
If your Harley shirt has a coller
If its not fun to ride unless someone sees you
If you don't ride in the rain
If you can't find your oil filter
If you think any motorcycle is too loud
If your poneytail comes off with your cap
If you leave your garagedoor open just so people can see your bike
If your a HOG member and think your an outlaw
If when you buy your bike you start calling everyone "bro"
If you worry about what bikers are suppose to look like
If you paid for your new FXSTC in 24 months or less.
If you carry a cam-corder instead of a knife
If your saddlebags have a special pocket for your cell phone
If your boots cost more than you spend on gas in two months
If you drink cappucino instead of beer.
If you don't ride your bike to work because it scuffs your penny loafers.
If you have doubled the weight of your bike with bolt on chrome.
If you have never kick started a bike before.
If you wear a full face helmet
If you wear a helmet
If you wear earplugs
If the last time you went to the Harley dealer you came home with golfballs and a toilet seat
If your Harley shirt has a coller
If its not fun to ride unless someone sees you
If you don't ride in the rain
If you can't find your oil filter
If you think any motorcycle is too loud
If your poneytail comes off with your cap
If you leave your garagedoor open just so people can see your bike
If your a HOG member and think your an outlaw
If when you buy your bike you start calling everyone "bro"
If you worry about what bikers are suppose to look like
If you paid for your new FXSTC in 24 months or less.
If you carry a cam-corder instead of a knife
If your saddlebags have a special pocket for your cell phone
If your boots cost more than you spend on gas in two months