Thats it based on the pastel colors on your bike there is no way you can be a biker. Your man card has been revoked please leave at the door when you pick up your box of tampons on the way out.

 

pssst....that looks like old faded Harley striping

no wonder you have the name capt smooth

 

GMAFB- if you can figure out what that means, good, now you're well on your way to understanding what a dumb thread this is.

 

I've seen dumber....usually started by cameraboy or capt chaos

 

Just be yourself.
I'm a bad influence.

 

It's funny you should say that, I just had a female friend say that to me the other night.

 

 

for a lot of people, it's 20K and a bike.

 

Your a biker(to some, not to others), whatever a biker is. Good choice in a bike, loyal to your family, Like to ride, like to drink beer. Sound like a good guy to me.

 

Funny.. after 35 Grateful Dead shows, and countless concerts AFTER Jerry Passed, collecting over 1,000 hours of music, I still ask myself if I'm a "Deadhead". I look forward to riding my Street Bob daily, weather-permitting, and still wonder if I'm a "biker". Doubt I'll ever go to Sturgis or Daytona... It's all in the mind, I guess...
What kills me is when looking for a used bike on either cragslist or eBay, I get tickled whenever the seller says "no time to ride"... What??? Does this person never leave the house? Do they NOT have to go to work? Go to the Store?