How do I know if I am a "biker"???
#101
04-12-2012, 07:57 AM
Outstanding HDF Member
If you have sex with everyone you meet who wants it then.... oh hold on that's bike not biker...
#103
04-12-2012, 08:05 AM
A "biker" is just someone who cares more about making rules for other people to follow than riding. You gotta have this or that on your bike, CAN'T have this or that, can't wear this or that, say or do this or that... think of prisoners who've been so institutionalized that they can no longer function in a world where everyone gets to make his own choices. So they make up rules for others to follow.
Then, of all hilarious ironies, they call the people who DON'T follow all their silly rules, "posers." Yeah, that's more than a little backwards.
Note that motorcycling basically has nothing to do with it. Even people who'd rather get drunk in bars than ride to a national park three states away consider themselves "bikers." That irony isn't quite so hilarious, IMO; just sad.
Finish it off with third-grade reading comprehension and writing level, and a few physical threats in an online, text-based forum (heh), and that's a "biker" for ya!
Then, of all hilarious ironies, they call the people who DON'T follow all their silly rules, "posers." Yeah, that's more than a little backwards.
Note that motorcycling basically has nothing to do with it. Even people who'd rather get drunk in bars than ride to a national park three states away consider themselves "bikers." That irony isn't quite so hilarious, IMO; just sad.
Finish it off with third-grade reading comprehension and writing level, and a few physical threats in an online, text-based forum (heh), and that's a "biker" for ya!
#105
04-12-2012, 10:02 AM
Supporter
If you have to ask . . .
ha ha!!
If you buy a RoadGlide, there's a secret handshake
(so I'm told)
ha ha!!
If you buy a RoadGlide, there's a secret handshake
(so I'm told)
#106
04-12-2012, 10:08 AM
This may sound like a simple question but there is a lot riding on it, (no pun intended). Here is my question, I am 36 years old, full sleeve tattoos, shaved head (not by choice), ride a 79 FLH bagger, owned and built 3 bikes in the past, and am a member of a RC, and love to drink beer. I have had bikes for about 10 years but just got my first HD last year... Am I a "Biker"??? On the flip side I am also a Father of 4 daughters, who I love to spend time with, a wife I love to death, a dog and a career. Some people refer to me as a biker but they are usually non riders who do. Not that the title means much to me but I sure as hell don't want to be a poser either.
So tell me, am I considered a biker??? What makes someone be considered a biker???
So tell me, am I considered a biker??? What makes someone be considered a biker???
So - you're not.
#108
04-12-2012, 10:37 AM
Outstanding HDF Member
Therefore, since he owns a bike he must be a biker.
#109
04-12-2012, 10:48 AM
I am 36 years old, full sleeve tattoos, shaved head (not by choice), ride a 79 FLH bagger, owned and built 3 bikes in the past, and am a member of a RC, and love to drink beer.
This has to be a joke, and i am even stupider for replying....Have another beer
