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Old 01-18-2012 | 02:57 PM
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Now i have been buying these "outlaw biker expose'" books(used and cheap). So far after reading the first ATF infiltration book i have learned that i am a perverted violent wife-beating drug addicted sociopathic loser that came from a broken home and capable of committing violent crimes and murders at a whim. I also hold no steady job, sell large quantities of drugs and run a white slavery ring of prostitutes and topless dancers.
The problem is, i am pretty wary of people like that and now i am afraid to look at myself in the mirror for fear that i will either beat myself to a pulp just for looking back or even worse shoot myself in a fit of rage with one of my many illegal firearms. This is only after reading the first book. My god, what's going to happen if i read a few more? Has anyone ever faced this problem before? Please i beg of you. I need help!
 
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Old 01-18-2012 | 03:00 PM
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Originally Posted by truckerdave
i am a perverted violent wife-beating drug addicted sociopathic loser that came from a broken home and capable of committing violent crimes and murders at a whim. I also hold no steady job, sell large quantities of drugs and run a white slavery ring of prostitutes and topless dancers.
You too, a?
 
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Old 01-18-2012 | 03:04 PM
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Old 01-18-2012 | 03:05 PM
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Get used to it. Keep spare wives handy.
 
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Old 01-18-2012 | 03:08 PM
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Old 01-18-2012 | 03:18 PM
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that pu$$y in the mirror is more scared of you than you are of him, trust me
 
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Old 01-18-2012 | 03:19 PM
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Originally Posted by truckerdave
Now i have been buying these "outlaw biker expose'" books(used and cheap). So far after reading the first ATF infiltration book i have learned that i am a perverted violent wife-beating drug addicted sociopathic loser that came from a broken home and capable of committing violent crimes and murders at a whim. I also hold no steady job, sell large quantities of drugs and run a white slavery ring of prostitutes and topless dancers.
The problem is, i am pretty wary of people like that and now i am afraid to look at myself in the mirror for fear that i will either beat myself to a pulp just for looking back or even worse shoot myself in a fit of rage with one of my many illegal firearms. This is only after reading the first book. My god, what's going to happen if i read a few more? Has anyone ever faced this problem before? Please i beg of you. I need help!
Sounds a lot like some of our members of Congress.
 
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Old 01-18-2012 | 03:22 PM
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Old 01-18-2012 | 03:25 PM
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Originally Posted by truckerdave
Now i have been buying these "outlaw biker expose'" books(used and cheap). So far after reading the first ATF infiltration book i have learned that i am a perverted violent wife-beating drug addicted sociopathic loser that came from a broken home and capable of committing violent crimes and murders at a whim. I also hold no steady job, sell large quantities of drugs and run a white slavery ring of prostitutes and topless dancers.
The problem is, i am pretty wary of people like that and now i am afraid to look at myself in the mirror for fear that i will either beat myself to a pulp just for looking back or even worse shoot myself in a fit of rage with one of my many illegal firearms. This is only after reading the first book. My god, what's going to happen if i read a few more? Has anyone ever faced this problem before? Please i beg of you. I need help!
You give discounts to Forum Members?
 
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Old 01-18-2012 | 03:30 PM
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