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Old 11-14-2011 | 06:18 PM
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Originally Posted by spankdog
Lol! Awesome. Prepare to be flamed
Why? It should be glaringly obvious to anyone who has seen it. They don't even pick up one chick on their bikes.
 
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Old 11-14-2011 | 06:55 PM
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Hahaha! Oh...... ****. Nevermind man. Im going to let someone else take this one.
 
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Old 11-14-2011 | 10:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Gazzalodi
Casper Van Dien
That's all you had to say...
 
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Old 11-18-2011 | 11:36 AM
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I went to a free pre-screening of "Easy Rider: The Ride Back". I don't know if it ever made it to the theaters or not, but that thing stunk so bad you could still smell it two days later. If ya ever get a chance to see it.......DON'T.
 
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Old 11-18-2011 | 11:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Gazzalodi
Just trudged my way through "Born to Ride" on Netflix. The Horror! They actually have Casper Van Dien...
That should have stopped you right there. Other than the first "Starship Troopers" (and only because it's silly bad) I can't think of a single Van Dien movie that should be watched voluntarily.
 
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Old 11-18-2011 | 03:24 PM
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Originally Posted by CRASH
That should have stopped you right there. Other than the first "Starship Troopers" (and only because it's silly bad) I can't think of a single Van Dien movie that should be watched voluntarily.
Unfortunately the only thing I've ever seen him in was that, so when I saw it I was like, "cool, Johnny Rico". Guess I should have been concerned when they didn't have that paragon of the acting arts, Denise Richards, co-starring to carry him through.
 
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Old 11-19-2011 | 06:26 AM
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I stumbled across that crappy a$$ thing about a month ago. I bout threw up. I should have said something but I was afraid that would raise awareness about such a masterpiece.
I wish hollywood could come up with a good biker movie. Mel Gibson was suposed to be doing one about that Under cover cop that infiltrated a M/C.It was a true story. But not beyond the law
 
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Old 11-19-2011 | 09:50 PM
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kyleplusitunes, I don't know what movie you saw, but when I saw Easy Rider I saw them get nekkid in the mountain stream with the chicks from the commune , flirt with the girls from the restaurant who wanted a ride, but got chased off by the cops and the locals, and spent a day with the hookers in New Orleans.

What part of this movie did you think was homosexual?
 
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Old 11-20-2011 | 11:04 AM
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Can't help but watch bike movies regardless of how terrible when its 5 degrees outside six feet of snow and work closed for the day due to the impending blizzard... Man I can't wait for January to he here.......
 
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Old 11-20-2011 | 11:50 AM
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You want to see crap? Watch Poker Run. It's on NETFLIX also.
 



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