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Old 09-03-2011 | 05:00 AM
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You forgot how important it is to end every conversation where you have shown even the slightest bit of personal opinion, or run the risk of maybe possibly disagreeing with somebody else with a phrase or saying that is an apology for what you just said. Nobody talks like that in real life. "That bike is ugly as sin, looks like a real crap wagon with those apes. Only thing uglier it the guy riding it!" of course this is IMHO, he can do what he wants, who an I to judge......blah blah blah......
 
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Old 09-03-2011 | 05:05 AM
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Originally Posted by SportsterBob
The loudest complaints are from the bitches who don't own a Harley....A Hallmark Moment, indeed!
How is that a "Hallmark moment" ??
 
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Old 09-03-2011 | 05:18 AM
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You guys a fricken' funny! Thanks for the chuckle!
 
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Old 09-03-2011 | 06:50 AM
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dating cows? the good 'ol boys around here call them stump broke heifers. just make sure the herd bull is at the far end of the pasture!
 
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Old 09-03-2011 | 07:28 AM
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What are fingerless gloves for? Is that so when you stop to ****, you can get yer dik out without removing yer gloves?
 
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Old 09-03-2011 | 07:54 AM
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Originally Posted by VTK
After reading threads and posts I have been able to find my true self. I want to thank all of you that contributed for this life changing experience.

Turns out I've been a pretender all along. Chaps, fingerless gloves, 1/4 helmet, H-D tee shirt, H-D boots,black leather jacket, H-D buckle on thick leather belt. I wave at people depending on where I am at the time, and smile at people sometimes in cages that pass by. I don't care what someone else rides or wears.
I don't care if you ride a Honda, Suzuki, Victory, or Harley as long as you know what you're doing on it.
I go to bars with people that are patched or not and dont drink, and even worse I approach them and speak.
I've been seen at karaoke bars but I only sing in public when I'm going over 65 on the bike and sound my best.
I've been seen in the open washing my bike and polishing the chrome. I've been known to pull over if I see someone on the side of the road without concern over what he or she is riding or driving. But I have been
known to suggest they buy a Harley when my help is no longer needed. Kind of a parting shot I guess.
My bike is not the public approved black but is what I wanted. I figure until someone comes up and says "hey I'll buy you a bike but it has to be black" I'll ride what I paid for. I bark at dogs, moo at cows...heck I
even dated a cow before.
I've never been called a poser or a RUB so I guess I'd be considered more of a weekend warrior that considers Monday through Sunday as the weekend.




/end sarcasm
Long winded tirades without the use of the term: "I don't get it" in numerous locations within the text.......is not considered socially correct prose within gererally accepted standards of this forum.
 
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Old 09-03-2011 | 10:38 AM
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Long winded tirades without the use of the term: "I don't get it"
So much to remember. . .
 
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Old 09-03-2011 | 08:19 PM
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Originally Posted by 02fx4dude


Maybe he's been wearing a pasty on his head???


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I wear womens panties on my head
they make a great do rag
 
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Old 09-04-2011 | 09:06 AM
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Originally Posted by strongwood
I wear womens panties on my head
they make a great do rag

you have to be careful that it's not a doo-doo rag!!!
 
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Old 09-05-2011 | 10:05 PM
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Originally Posted by DD&Weevil
This pic cracks me up everytime I see it. If I saw this while riding I would crash for sure from laughing so hard!
 
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