I only ask because the forum's "Search" featurette seems to be unable or unwilling to find it.

This is a test. This is only a test.

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This has been a test of the national emergency Sturgis finder thingie. Had this been an actual Sturgis emergency, you would have received instructions to tune to specific radio frequencies established for the purpose of giving you up-to-date emergency information and SOA reruns. Federal Authorities with Badges and Guns would have brought you a six of cold, generic beer from the United States Strategic PBR Reserves.

Thank you for your cooperation.