Sit in front of the PC wondering about do's and dont's. they are already out doing whatever the heck they want to do, and not caring a rip what you or I think.

 

Hey I saw a real biker today at the gas station. I was filling up. Some dude come rolling in making all sorts of extra noise on his loud Harley. Stops at the pump behind me, I turns around to see what the hell that was all about, the dude is standing there beside his bike staring at me. I sez, hey hows it goin. He just stood there looking way too cool to acknowledge me, so I finished gassing up, fired up my hog an split. Wow, I just saw a real biker, I thought to myself. I have to say though, he was a dumb looking sucker, a big ***** ***** but looked stupider than a bag of hammers.

 

No such thing, just do your own thing and eff everyone else....

 

You had me all the way up to the cheetos thing. Guess I need to start washing my hands before bed, lol.

 

I'm new to this but I'm pretty sure real bikers have all three seasons of Sons of Anarchy DVD box sets.

 

Amen to that. I despise mayo, especially when some commie goes and puts it on his burger.

 

WHAT!?!?! Bambi's mom dies!?!?!?! .......SNIFF........

 

The OP sounds like he's been watching wild hogs to many times. LMAO

 

Real bikers only jack off standing up with their left hand instead of laying down using their right hand. unless they're left handed then their not a real biker unless they sit on their right hand until it goes numb and then jacks off