Buy A Harley, CHANGE your lifestyle??
#2583
You need to work on your reading comprehension skills. Have you ever heard of metaphors, similies, implications, or inferences? Or the use thereof? Wait a minute, I better make it simpler for you. Do you know how to read between the lines, or does everything have to be in plain, straight-forward text before you can derive meaning?
#2584
[QUOTE=Agent777;11133028]So you couldn't find any examples. eh?]
You are the one that has limited reading skills, bud. If you can't figure stuff out on your own, that is not my problem. Besides, where did you get your question from? Where did it come up that I was going to teach you what metaphors, similies, inferences, implications, etc were. Ask your kids. They probably have learned something along the way.
Here, just for you. Agent???, you are now officially the biggest, baddest, coolest, BIkER in the land. Feel better now?
You are the one that has limited reading skills, bud. If you can't figure stuff out on your own, that is not my problem. Besides, where did you get your question from? Where did it come up that I was going to teach you what metaphors, similies, inferences, implications, etc were. Ask your kids. They probably have learned something along the way.
Here, just for you. Agent???, you are now officially the biggest, baddest, coolest, BIkER in the land. Feel better now?
#2588
*yawn*...
Look, you guys can go buy a hog, run clueless with your shiny store stuff, or develop your version of the pirate gear that looks like everyone else's version of the pirate gear, and use your plastic to replace wrench skilz, while you hold up traffic as you slow down for bends in the road, and just shine it on at the local bars if you want.
You might even fool yourself; but scooter tramps (not always grungy) are better born, than "made". Money don't buy everything.
Meanwhile, there IS a documentary of my childhood; I ain't got a clue who filmed it all, but it's right on target...here it is:
Look, you guys can go buy a hog, run clueless with your shiny store stuff, or develop your version of the pirate gear that looks like everyone else's version of the pirate gear, and use your plastic to replace wrench skilz, while you hold up traffic as you slow down for bends in the road, and just shine it on at the local bars if you want.
You might even fool yourself; but scooter tramps (not always grungy) are better born, than "made". Money don't buy everything.
Meanwhile, there IS a documentary of my childhood; I ain't got a clue who filmed it all, but it's right on target...here it is:
#2590
Ok, It irritates the crap out of me when someone, 2 people at work, buy a harley, in this case a pair of trikes, and think they are total bad asses. I mean litterly overnight they went from polaris snowmobile riders, and honda quad riders to a "bad *** biker" She even went a got a freekin tattoo on her lower forearm.
And when she hopps on her trike, her elbows go up, her back arches, she lights up a cigarette, and puts on her best bad *** look.
Total posers. Ive been riding bikes all my life, and have been on a harley for a while now, but I havent gone nutso over having a harley. Yes I give the metric guys crap, but they dish it back.
The other day I was in a dealer who had 2 stores, metric, and Harley. This dude came inn litterally wearing a pair of dress shorts, flops, and a golfers polo. Must have had cash cause while I was buying my Ultra he bought a street glide, a leather coat, a bunch of shirts, chaps, gloves, and boots. An overnight transformation.
Im sure he was gearing up for Sturgis, or Algona or something just so his ego could feel warm and fuzzy.
Kind of a rant here, but man I wishthe POSERS would just stick to the leadwings,
Kasey
And when she hopps on her trike, her elbows go up, her back arches, she lights up a cigarette, and puts on her best bad *** look.
Total posers. Ive been riding bikes all my life, and have been on a harley for a while now, but I havent gone nutso over having a harley. Yes I give the metric guys crap, but they dish it back.
The other day I was in a dealer who had 2 stores, metric, and Harley. This dude came inn litterally wearing a pair of dress shorts, flops, and a golfers polo. Must have had cash cause while I was buying my Ultra he bought a street glide, a leather coat, a bunch of shirts, chaps, gloves, and boots. An overnight transformation.
Im sure he was gearing up for Sturgis, or Algona or something just so his ego could feel warm and fuzzy.
Kind of a rant here, but man I wishthe POSERS would just stick to the leadwings,
Kasey
Last edited by fat_tony; 04-07-2013 at 07:46 PM.