Buy A Harley, CHANGE your lifestyle??

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03-09-2012, 01:53 PM

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Haha! Next time hes gonna have you by tha *****. The OL will be in tears.

Mebbe... mebbe not.. she might put on her sexy PJ's thinkin she could get lucky before the swellin went down....

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03-09-2012, 01:55 PM

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I was sparring with my kid last time we were home. He's 225-230 and getting back into great shape again ...
well, he got me down and I couldn't punch my way out without REALLY hitting him, so I did a girl move .... grabbed his nuts and twisted till he squealed and rolled off of me holding his crotch. The OL was laughing her *** off.

I've been teaching him his whole life that there only 2 kinds of fights. The ones you fight dirty and the ones you lose.

Yep!!

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03-09-2012, 01:58 PM

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Thats awesome. My dad was the same way. He taught me you dont fight fair. You fight to win. He used that exact move on me one time when he knew I had him beat

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03-09-2012, 04:03 PM

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Mebbe... mebbe not.. she might put on her sexy PJ's thinkin she could get lucky before the swellin went down....

Naw the right part won't swell & the OL will be

doubled up in tears.

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03-09-2012, 04:19 PM

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Naw the right part won't swell & the OL will be

doubled up in tears.

the "right part" has no problems swelling up, it just doesn't swell up to to a size to brag about ...

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03-09-2012, 04:48 PM

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I remember them engineering boots, chain wallet and belt buckle...........wait, skip the buckle....didn't have that.

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03-09-2012, 05:06 PM

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What was the ole sayin... if you came to fight a fair fight you are not prepared... or something like that

If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck.

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03-10-2012, 01:01 AM

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my best imitation of a "real biker"

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^^^ Ya gotta quit hangin round em truck terminals al... getcha a bad rep....

Bwahahahahaha! Yup. We want scenery! lol

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03-10-2012, 01:02 AM

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Originally Posted by alkay191

yeah, yeah, yeah ....
i'm getting a bit tubby ....
hit 200 for the first time ever and my 34w pants are fitting a bit tight. hence the 2x shirts and BDUs hide a world of hurt.
been watching what i eat nd i'm probably back down to 190. 10 more to go

Aw, heck with THAT!!! I weigh usually around 210-215 or more...at 5'11" and 58 years of crap. Grab some weights 3x/wk for an hour or two and feel like ya ain't so fat. See, I ain't GOT a BELLY. That there thing is my POWERGHUT!!!