I'm partial too nurses,

 

well, someone's gotta wipe you off!

 

wipe it up!, putz.

 

I like nurses with pain meds
and the hottie EMTs on the busses

 

This lifestyle , made me go too my sisters house an load my truck with shlt!........shoulda bought a gold wing...j/king.

 

Bahhahhhhahhhaa.... Too funny.

 

lol, you are so self conscious. there are plenty of bikers who make 6 figures and are in 1% clubs. theres toothless fat **** in 1% clubs, theres also fat toothless idiots roaming around the side walks with a wine bottle in their hand.

you seem to have some ego yourself because of your income. i was told once when i made fun of someone for their job "someone has to do it, be glad its not you".

posers are the idiots that suit up and look like they are some thug but in reality they couldnt be further from that. they might have a **** helmet a vest, etc but they are about as bad *** as a 13 year old teenager talking back to his mom. its a nerdy thing to act like someone you arent. fake tough guys come in all shapes and sizes, and are in so many different life styles, the bike culture isnt special in that regard. so if the former is you, then you sir are a fake and need to re-evaluate yourself.

if you arent, then stop crying about what some most likely other nerd has to say about you. the MC world is about respect period, you seem to be hung up on what people got to say to you, who gives a **** what they say they are probably nobody to begin with.

i cant stand posers no matter what they are, be real to yourself and dont try to sell yourself as someone you arent. you might get called out on it one day.

 

Most entertaining thread on the forum.

 

Don't ya wish most women had legs this long ?

 

Riding has kind of changed me a little. There is a guy in my office that is a "biker". He has the Harley logo on his truck, half the **** on his desk says HD on it, etc, but I've never seen his bike in the parking lot. He was all up in my **** when I was about to buy my first bike. "You can't get a bagger." "That's not a real Harley." "No real Harley rider would wear a FF helmet" Blah, blah, blah... I had no interest in being that kind of biker.

I kind of rebelled again the "pirate look" so I wouldn't be confused with a real biker. I bought a mesh jacket, rode in hiking boots. Then I got sick of how heavy the FF helmet was on the 800 mile road trips that I was doing monthly, so I bought a half-helmet. When I was starting out on a 400 mile road trip, it started to rain right before I hit the interstate, so I stopped by the dealer and bought a pair of chaps. Then I wanted to ride it to NC for Thanksgiving and it was cold, so I bought one of those neoprene bandit masks...

All of a sudden I realized all that **** that I didn't want to wear was really practical and I DNGAF if someone considered me a poser because hadn't been riding all my life. I wish I had started riding 10 years ago, but what the hell... I'm going to make up for lost time now. If you're a real biker, flip me off when you see me so I'll know to fart in your general direction.