Buy A Harley, CHANGE your lifestyle??
#1571
01-02-2012, 08:57 PM
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Air Force maintenace...
PROBLEM: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement
SOLUTION: Almost replaced left inside main tire
PROBLEM: Test flight OK, except autoland very rough
SOLUTION: Autoland not installed on this aircraft
PROBLEM: #2 Propeller seeping prop fluid
SOLUTION: #2 Propeller seepage normal--#1, #3, and #4 Propellers lack normal seepage
PROBLEM: Something loose in cockpit
SOLUTION: Something tightened in cockpit
PROBLEM: DME volume unbelievably loud
SOLUTION: DME volume set to more believable level
PROBLEM: Evidence of hydraulic leak on right main landing gear
SOLUTION: Evidence removed
PROBLEM: Dead bugs on windshield
SOLUTION: Live bugs on order
PROBLEM: Autopilot in altitude hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent
SOLUTION: Cannot reproduce problem on ground
PROBLEM: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement
SOLUTION: Almost replaced left inside main tire
PROBLEM: Test flight OK, except autoland very rough
SOLUTION: Autoland not installed on this aircraft
PROBLEM: #2 Propeller seeping prop fluid
SOLUTION: #2 Propeller seepage normal--#1, #3, and #4 Propellers lack normal seepage
PROBLEM: Something loose in cockpit
SOLUTION: Something tightened in cockpit
PROBLEM: DME volume unbelievably loud
SOLUTION: DME volume set to more believable level
PROBLEM: Evidence of hydraulic leak on right main landing gear
SOLUTION: Evidence removed
PROBLEM: Dead bugs on windshield
SOLUTION: Live bugs on order
PROBLEM: Autopilot in altitude hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent
SOLUTION: Cannot reproduce problem on ground
#1572
01-02-2012, 09:00 PM
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#1573
01-02-2012, 09:04 PM
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#1574
01-02-2012, 10:08 PM
Never saw any violent deaths in the service, but my dad and I went to help dig people out after a brick building collapsed on a row of cars during the '90 quake in San Fran, and there was smashed and mutilated bodies everywhere. You wouldnt believe what a pile of bricks can do to flesh and bone after falling 5 stories. Didnt really mess with my head too much but I'll never forget that smell.
#1576
01-02-2012, 10:43 PM
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Air Force maintenace...
PROBLEM: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement
SOLUTION: Almost replaced left inside main tire
PROBLEM: Test flight OK, except autoland very rough
SOLUTION: Autoland not installed on this aircraft
PROBLEM: #2 Propeller seeping prop fluid
SOLUTION: #2 Propeller seepage normal--#1, #3, and #4 Propellers lack normal seepage
PROBLEM: Something loose in cockpit
SOLUTION: Something tightened in cockpit
PROBLEM: DME volume unbelievably loud
SOLUTION: DME volume set to more believable level
PROBLEM: Evidence of hydraulic leak on right main landing gear
SOLUTION: Evidence removed
PROBLEM: Dead bugs on windshield
SOLUTION: Live bugs on order
PROBLEM: Autopilot in altitude hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent
SOLUTION: Cannot reproduce problem on ground
PROBLEM: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement
SOLUTION: Almost replaced left inside main tire
PROBLEM: Test flight OK, except autoland very rough
SOLUTION: Autoland not installed on this aircraft
PROBLEM: #2 Propeller seeping prop fluid
SOLUTION: #2 Propeller seepage normal--#1, #3, and #4 Propellers lack normal seepage
PROBLEM: Something loose in cockpit
SOLUTION: Something tightened in cockpit
PROBLEM: DME volume unbelievably loud
SOLUTION: DME volume set to more believable level
PROBLEM: Evidence of hydraulic leak on right main landing gear
SOLUTION: Evidence removed
PROBLEM: Dead bugs on windshield
SOLUTION: Live bugs on order
PROBLEM: Autopilot in altitude hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent
SOLUTION: Cannot reproduce problem on ground
#1577
01-02-2012, 10:48 PM
That was pretty funny, but how does an aircraft mechanic do a test "drive"?
#1578
01-03-2012, 01:25 AM
Seasoned HDF Member
Or a car mechanic doing a test ''flight''
#1579
01-03-2012, 02:24 AM
Club Member
You'd rethink that one with few of the big inch choppers I've dealt with , Yee fugging Haw !!!
#1580
01-03-2012, 10:13 AM
Seasoned HDF Member