scored 8/9 depending on the weather

 

I wear a half helmet. A leather jacket in colder weather, and a vest in warmer weather. Sometimes I wear cowboy boots, but mostly just wear runners. No fingerless gloves, just full fingered gloves.

Remember to call sport bike rider in all their leathers "Power Rangers"

Dirt boys ? well I ride one of those too. I just don't know of any insulting phrase for the dirt, or dualsport riders.

 

1. Doo Rag: Sometimes on weekend rides. Pirate Point: 1 point

2. Harley Jacket: Yes I have a leather jacket with riding armor. 1 point. It is HD brand. 1 bonus point.

3. Tattoos: Never say never, but no. 0

4. Riding Boots: Yes...but then I always wear heavy boots since they tend to support my ankles best. Regardless, 1 Point. They are HD boots also. 1 Bonus Point.

5. Beard: Gotee. 1 point

6. Chaps: Yes and only wear them in the rain/cold...but still have them. 1 Point.

7. Vest: yes, and almost NEVER wear it. Got it as a gift and use it to hold ride/dealer pins. 1 point

8. Patches n' Pins: Crap...see above. 1 point

9. Fingerless Gloves: Never...full gloves always. 0 points.

10. Wife Beater Shirt: Also no. 0 points.


Bonus Items:

Face Mask - Again...when it's cold out. 1 Point. It has a skull no it. 1 Bonus point.

Half-Helmet - Yep, DOT approved. 1 Point. And it's the German WWII style. 1 bonus point. (Seems appropriate)

Original scale score: 7/10
Bonus scale score: 12-13...uhg...I mean Arrrrggggggg...

 

1) Doo Rag: Nope. 0
2) HD Jacket: Yep, but no HD logo on the outside. .5
3) Tattoos: Covered in tattoos. 2
4) Riding Boots: Nope. 0
5) Beard: Full beard. 1
6) Chaps: Don’t fit anymore. .5
7) Vest: Yep. 1
8) Patches (no pins): .5
9) Fingerless Gloves: Nope. 0
10) Wife Beater: Nope. 0

Score: 5.5

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Z-Qj5SPiS8

 

All good pirates wear their ARRgyle socks when they go to ARRBy's for lunch don't forget .

 

only scored a 4 out of 10 so no pirate for me matey... haha. I mean arrrrr

 

After full and careful consideration I feel that if ones half-helmet is DOT approved, then no point value is assigned. Henceforth, only novelty half-helmets should count as a pirate score of "one".

 

I've done a bit of smuggling, run my share of grass,,

 

Pfffffttt. Modern day pirates wear 3-pc suits, wingtips, and work for the IRS.

And I don't even OWN a tie.