Are You A Pirate?
#82
I wear a half helmet. A leather jacket in colder weather, and a vest in warmer weather. Sometimes I wear cowboy boots, but mostly just wear runners. No fingerless gloves, just full fingered gloves.
Remember to call sport bike rider in all their leathers "Power Rangers"
Dirt boys ? well I ride one of those too. I just don't know of any insulting phrase for the dirt, or dualsport riders.
Remember to call sport bike rider in all their leathers "Power Rangers"
Dirt boys ? well I ride one of those too. I just don't know of any insulting phrase for the dirt, or dualsport riders.
#83
1. Doo Rag: Sometimes on weekend rides. Pirate Point: 1 point
2. Harley Jacket: Yes I have a leather jacket with riding armor. 1 point. It is HD brand. 1 bonus point.
3. Tattoos: Never say never, but no. 0
4. Riding Boots: Yes...but then I always wear heavy boots since they tend to support my ankles best. Regardless, 1 Point. They are HD boots also. 1 Bonus Point.
5. Beard: Gotee. 1 point
6. Chaps: Yes and only wear them in the rain/cold...but still have them. 1 Point.
7. Vest: yes, and almost NEVER wear it. Got it as a gift and use it to hold ride/dealer pins. 1 point
8. Patches n' Pins: Crap...see above. 1 point
9. Fingerless Gloves: Never...full gloves always. 0 points.
10. Wife Beater Shirt: Also no. 0 points.
Bonus Items:
Face Mask - Again...when it's cold out. 1 Point. It has a skull no it. 1 Bonus point.
Half-Helmet - Yep, DOT approved. 1 Point. And it's the German WWII style. 1 bonus point. (Seems appropriate)
Original scale score: 7/10
Bonus scale score: 12-13...uhg...I mean Arrrrggggggg...
2. Harley Jacket: Yes I have a leather jacket with riding armor. 1 point. It is HD brand. 1 bonus point.
3. Tattoos: Never say never, but no. 0
4. Riding Boots: Yes...but then I always wear heavy boots since they tend to support my ankles best. Regardless, 1 Point. They are HD boots also. 1 Bonus Point.
5. Beard: Gotee. 1 point
6. Chaps: Yes and only wear them in the rain/cold...but still have them. 1 Point.
7. Vest: yes, and almost NEVER wear it. Got it as a gift and use it to hold ride/dealer pins. 1 point
8. Patches n' Pins: Crap...see above. 1 point
9. Fingerless Gloves: Never...full gloves always. 0 points.
10. Wife Beater Shirt: Also no. 0 points.
Bonus Items:
Face Mask - Again...when it's cold out. 1 Point. It has a skull no it. 1 Bonus point.
Half-Helmet - Yep, DOT approved. 1 Point. And it's the German WWII style. 1 bonus point. (Seems appropriate)
Original scale score: 7/10
Bonus scale score: 12-13...uhg...I mean Arrrrggggggg...
#84
1) Doo Rag: Nope. 0
2) HD Jacket: Yep, but no HD logo on the outside. .5
3) Tattoos: Covered in tattoos. 2
4) Riding Boots: Nope. 0
5) Beard: Full beard. 1
6) Chaps: Don’t fit anymore. .5
7) Vest: Yep. 1
8) Patches (no pins): .5
9) Fingerless Gloves: Nope. 0
10) Wife Beater: Nope. 0
Score: 5.5
2) HD Jacket: Yep, but no HD logo on the outside. .5
3) Tattoos: Covered in tattoos. 2
4) Riding Boots: Nope. 0
5) Beard: Full beard. 1
6) Chaps: Don’t fit anymore. .5
7) Vest: Yep. 1
8) Patches (no pins): .5
9) Fingerless Gloves: Nope. 0
10) Wife Beater: Nope. 0
Score: 5.5
#86
All good pirates wear their ARRgyle socks when they go to ARRBy's for lunch don't forget .
#88
1. Doo Rag: Sometimes on weekend rides. Pirate Point: 1 point
2. Harley Jacket: Yes I have a leather jacket with riding armor. 1 point. It is HD brand. 1 bonus point.
3. Tattoos: Never say never, but no. 0
4. Riding Boots: Yes...but then I always wear heavy boots since they tend to support my ankles best. Regardless, 1 Point. They are HD boots also. 1 Bonus Point.
5. Beard: Gotee. 1 point
6. Chaps: Yes and only wear them in the rain/cold...but still have them. 1 Point.
7. Vest: yes, and almost NEVER wear it. Got it as a gift and use it to hold ride/dealer pins. 1 point
8. Patches n' Pins: Crap...see above. 1 point
9. Fingerless Gloves: Never...full gloves always. 0 points.
10. Wife Beater Shirt: Also no. 0 points.
Bonus Items:
Face Mask - Again...when it's cold out. 1 Point. It has a skull no it. 1 Bonus point.
Half-Helmet - Yep, DOT approved. 1 Point. And it's the German WWII style. 1 bonus point. (Seems appropriate)
Original scale score: 7/10
Bonus scale score: 12-13...uhg...I mean Arrrrggggggg...
2. Harley Jacket: Yes I have a leather jacket with riding armor. 1 point. It is HD brand. 1 bonus point.
3. Tattoos: Never say never, but no. 0
4. Riding Boots: Yes...but then I always wear heavy boots since they tend to support my ankles best. Regardless, 1 Point. They are HD boots also. 1 Bonus Point.
5. Beard: Gotee. 1 point
6. Chaps: Yes and only wear them in the rain/cold...but still have them. 1 Point.
7. Vest: yes, and almost NEVER wear it. Got it as a gift and use it to hold ride/dealer pins. 1 point
8. Patches n' Pins: Crap...see above. 1 point
9. Fingerless Gloves: Never...full gloves always. 0 points.
10. Wife Beater Shirt: Also no. 0 points.
Bonus Items:
Face Mask - Again...when it's cold out. 1 Point. It has a skull no it. 1 Bonus point.
Half-Helmet - Yep, DOT approved. 1 Point. And it's the German WWII style. 1 bonus point. (Seems appropriate)
Original scale score: 7/10
Bonus scale score: 12-13...uhg...I mean Arrrrggggggg...