Aye, mates! Pretty much got everything but the facial hair...Dodged THAT bullet!

 

Scored a 4.

I found my identity. My life is complete. But wait...I also ride a BMW and wear a textile coat and overpants. I'm so confused.

 

What's wrong with looking like a pirate?

 

Well shoot, I can't be no Pirate cause I get sea sick.....More cowboy instead, so stand back cause I'm fixin to saddle up and ride this bitch.........

 

I live in an area where even if you don't know someone --you have most likely seen them before. I notice two different riders that I went to school with a long time ago. They both have motorcycles now. They must have just got them lately cause they never rode till just recently. The one I would have figured to dress like pirate was not [he always dresses office casual] and the one I have never seen dressed in anything but ragged casual [jeans and tee shirts] was dressed like a pirate. People are a trip.

 

I wonder if there are any stuffed parrots left at Wal-Mart, or did the Wingers get them too?

If the dirt-baggers call us pirates we need to learn to speak like one:

www.talklikeapirate.com

 

Pirate no....but this whole topic makes me feel like an assclown

 

I've worked on boats my entire adult life. So, I'm the only one who could possibly be a pirate, A REAL PIRATE! As for the test I got a 4.

 

Aye.....I've done me share of lootin an scarin the folk.