Is booty bandit the same thing as a butt pirate?

 

1. Doo Rag: No --> 0 point

2. Harley Jacket: No --> 0 point

3. Tattoos: No --> 0 point

4. Riding Boots: No --> 0 point

5. Beard: Yes --> 1 point

6. Chaps: No --> 0 point

7. Vest: No --> 0 point

8. Patches n' Pins: No --> 0 point. Well, as a matter of facts, yes, but only a "Sportster" one on my leather jacket. say 1/2 point...

9. Fingerless Gloves: No --> full gloves only --> 0 points.

10. Wife Beater Shirt: No --> 0 point

total: 1 1/2 point.

Just call me *****, I guess.

 

Guess I'm pretty high on the pirate scale - 6 out of ten. However, I have to claim 2 bonus points because I have Blackbeard's flag on my front fender and Calico Jack's on the rear, and I eat oranges to keep from getting scurvey. What can I say - I like that era of history.

In my defense, I only wear my do-rag with my helmet; my chaps when it's below 40 degrees; nothing says Harley Davidson; and my ensemble doesn't match my paint.

 

Damn, failed another test. Guess I'm gonna hafta go shopping.

 

Let's see:

Costco plain black cotton tee-shirt

Lee jeans, long so they don't ride up over my boots

15-year-old Red Wing engineer boots made in USA need new heels pretty soon

Either a Schott Perfecto 118 or a California Custom Leathers black vest both made in USA items

Fingerless weight lifter gloved with padded plams -- they are really shot

Reversed baseball cap that is pretty grotty. Has something about New Orleans on it, shoved uner a 30-dollar novelty helmet that is beat to ****

Costco - again - polarized sun glasses or shooting range clear goggles depending on the time of day

One of those face warmers -- black -- from HD for when it is cold

No tats, no cellphone, a CZ40B in the left bag, that's it.

So what's my score? -L-

 

Yes...have been since I first saw Captain Hook in Peter Pan as a kid. Thought Earl Flinn was cool too.

 

I have Blackbeard's jolly roger tattoed on my leg, how many points is that? I don't ride in shorts so I suppose I am an undercover pirate. I don't think I have any of the other point earning items, but I imagine the tattoo has to be worth some bonus points.

 

I like the Capt Morgan commercials...any points there?

 

Arrrrrr

 

1. Doo Rag: Sometimes yes, sometimes no. .5 point

2. Harley Jacket: No 0 points

3. Tattoos: Yes but only show when wearing sleeveless shirt. .5 point

4. Riding Boots: Yep, HD Boots. Got 'em at Sears for half price. 1 point

5. Beard: Got the goat. 1 point

6. Chaps: Nope 0 points

7. Vest: Yep 1 point

8. Patches n' Pins: Patches yes, pins no. .5 point

9. Fingerless Gloves: Yep. 1 point

10. Wife Beater Shirt: Nope 0 points

5.5 points. Aarrrrghhh......scrog the wenches!!