Honestly the closest thing to dumb happened yesterday, when a guy walked up in a parking lot and asked permission to look at my bike's front end. He said he was relocating the signals on his old Sporty and wanted to get a look at how it was done on a new Sporty. I never corrected him.

Usually I just get 'nice bike', 'I used to have a Harley', or 'I'd like to get one of those'

 

I love it when I hop off the bike and walk into some fast food restaurant for a quick bite to eat. Despite the leathers and the helmet I have with me, I always seem to get that kid behind the counter asking me if my order is for here or to go? Never tried eating my Subway sandwich on the go, maybe I should try it once.

 

I'll keep my friends, pretty good bunch of dudes.

 

You know what, you're right! You do need some new friends. Can't believe someone seriously said that.... Wow, hard to imagine. But then again, I've seen some crazy things out there! Had a guy ask me once while I was gassing up, what do you do if it starts raining? I gave him my ugliest, meanest, cantankerus look and said, "I make it stop raining, so I don't get wet, why?" He just kind of scurried off...

 

Yes and some of them ride!