Ever Had a night like this ?
#11
03-01-2011 | 03:57 PM
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From: Wilkes Co.- N.C.
Did that to an azzhole buddy who lived down the street one night I owed him for a couple rude things
. My ex's best friend was good people but the girl was moose I mean BIG , tall , beer barrel shape no **** & skinny legs and she had the hots for my buddy . He would be looped on 6 pk and pass out with house unlocked . We got the moose pretty tipsy and wound her up about going and jumping his bones , " Just do it honey he'll love it " and away she wobbled . We watched her go in and called it a night .
Can't repeat much of what my buddy had to say about that evening except he woke up and thought a gorilla was working him over , guess she put it on him pretty good . Man locked his door from them on .
. My ex's best friend was good people but the girl was moose I mean BIG , tall , beer barrel shape no **** & skinny legs and she had the hots for my buddy . He would be looped on 6 pk and pass out with house unlocked . We got the moose pretty tipsy and wound her up about going and jumping his bones , " Just do it honey he'll love it " and away she wobbled . We watched her go in and called it a night .
Can't repeat much of what my buddy had to say about that evening except he woke up and thought a gorilla was working him over , guess she put it on him pretty good . Man locked his door from them on .
Did this happen in N.C.....circa 1980.....dude....your one of the ones that set me up....bastard........i owe you one....got jus the girl....
#12
03-01-2011 | 04:11 PM
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From: Driftless Area
We did that to a guy at a biker party. He was flirting with this girl and walked her back to her tent, because she was pretty tipsy. When he came back right away, we teased him. So he goes back, steps inside her tent, and slips in a puddle she had just barfed, and lands smack dab on top of her sleeping boyfriend. After that, it was like watching an episode of Jerry Springer.
It's amazing what beer can talk people into.
It's amazing what beer can talk people into.
#17
03-01-2011 | 09:50 PM
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From: Decatur, Alabama
Nothing like a fat girl! When she climaxes you had best hang on! Gonna be an earthquake and a tidal wave followed by "just where do you think you're goin', mister"? "You ain't through yet".
sooooooooooooooooweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!
ha ha ha ha!
sooooooooooooooooweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!
ha ha ha ha!
#18
03-02-2011 | 12:53 AM
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From: San Diego area
I learned a lesson at Sturgis one year. I consider myself to be a good wingman but learned to NEVER I repeat Never take the big-un back to the trailer before you are sure your buddy scores first. I did...he didn't... and I have never heard the end of it from the other buds in our group. But for what it's worth she was good!!!
