Utopian Society of Bikers
#1
02-05-2011, 07:15 PM
Utopian Society of Bikers
The cat is out of the bag. The Utopian Society of Bikers is no longer the idle musings of an underestimated and misunderstood (some say malevolent) but decidedly brilliant intellect far beyond the capabilities of your puny, sluggish "normal" brains. The universe changes tonight, becoming sane and orderly and perfect. Today, We publish the U.S.oB. Manifesto: herewith, bend low and proclaim fealty to Our basic Utopian Principles...
I. This is as far as I got. Its cold outside and I just had my other hip replaced and I'm runnin' low on pain pills. I can't go anywhere. I can't do anything. I can't even pee without crutches...a curse that medical science and Mother Nature visit upon me throughout the night at 85-minute intervals. Spongebob has lost his novel appeal. American Chopper has become a soap opera where everybody is rooting for some gratuitous violence. My socks itch and I can't reach 'em. It's gonna be 59 degrees tomorrow. I'll still be wearing the same sweat suit, watchin' the wife go ridin' on her Sportster...wait! That's not a Sportster...that's, that's...AAAauuuugggghh!
I. This is as far as I got. Its cold outside and I just had my other hip replaced and I'm runnin' low on pain pills. I can't go anywhere. I can't do anything. I can't even pee without crutches...a curse that medical science and Mother Nature visit upon me throughout the night at 85-minute intervals. Spongebob has lost his novel appeal. American Chopper has become a soap opera where everybody is rooting for some gratuitous violence. My socks itch and I can't reach 'em. It's gonna be 59 degrees tomorrow. I'll still be wearing the same sweat suit, watchin' the wife go ridin' on her Sportster...wait! That's not a Sportster...that's, that's...AAAauuuugggghh!
#2
02-05-2011, 07:47 PM
Ultimate HDF Member
utopian society of bikers? sounds like a club to me. have i ever told you that clubs suck? get some by-laws, a patch, dues, and a mandatory run...get an AMA sanction and put on a poker run. then you will be a real club. if you have the nerve, get a 3 piece patch. lots of potential here. guess i willl miss the boat again.
#3
02-05-2011, 08:07 PM
Dues? DUES! Dan, The Overlord thinks you may have something there. Dues...especially from Subjugates...could be levied and we could take the money and do Great Things with it. Abolish hunger, end poverty, do away with disease and misery, hit a few good strip clubs, bring world peace, pay for gas, and maybe have a little left over for that new Ultra. After all, The Overlord can't afford to look shabby, eh?
#4
02-05-2011, 09:24 PM
-Moderator-"Wench with a Wrench and Queen of Quips"
Dues? DUES! Dan, The Overlord thinks you may have something there. Dues...especially from Subjugates...could be levied and we could take the money and do Great Things with it. Abolish hunger, end poverty, do away with disease and misery, hit a few good strip clubs, bring world peace, pay for gas, and maybe have a little left over for that new Ultra. After all, The Overlord can't afford to look shabby, eh?
How much can you extort....Ummm, I mean charge (yeah, that's it) Lambchop for dues?
#5
02-05-2011, 10:04 PM
Ultimate HDF Member
perhaps a multi-level ponzi scheme coupled with a well run pyramid referral system will get you that new ultra quickly...remember, black is the fastest color.
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02-05-2011, 10:11 PM
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#7
02-05-2011, 11:47 PM
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I do not care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members. Groucho Marx
US comedian with Marx Brothers (1890 - 1977)
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#8
02-06-2011, 12:16 AM
What the hell kind of pain pills did you get? I want some cause I didnt understand a thing you said, or,... maybe I need some cause I did understand. Im confused, but I am with ya all the way. I only have 1 hip r&r, so your like an icon or ledgend or something. It wont be long and youll be out riding. go test drive a trike. 
sorry for being long winded i had 1/2 a vicoden for a sprained eyebrow. 
sorry for being long winded i had 1/2 a vicoden for a sprained eyebrow.
