Y'all leave Dan alone! Th' Roo ain't offended. B'sides, it IS the BS forum and he has as much right to write BS as everyone else. Don't jump on him for writin'. Just let what he wrote fertilize yer own BS gardens. If he's a goongabogga, he'll eventually go somewhere else to play. If he's a player, we'll have some fun.

RODNOCK - The quickness and brutality of your comeback deserves honorable mention, so by the power vested in me as Utopian Overlord, I hereby bestow upon you the gratitude of an all-seeing, all-knowing, omnipotent ruler and reduce your punishment from ten lashes to nine.

TIMMY - I stood there and watched Miz Roo drive off on Stray Dog and I turned into King Ninny. She got a briefing like they give white top crews at HMX (if ya know what I'm talking about, you're laughin'). Then I grumped and whined and peed in my pants until, finally, my good buddy Lonnie Rhodes speaks up. He's one of the few living creatures on God's Earth whom I have trusted to ride Stray Dog, Iron Maiden, AND Dirty Betty. Anyway, he put it all into perspective. I was busy having a morbid vision wherein Miz Roo pulls out onto our street on Stray Dog, lugs the engine, falls over, and is immediately squashed by an 18-wheeler. Lonnie watched Miz Roo pull out of the driveway and he said, "That girl sure is a good biker." You know what? He's right.

DAN - in th' spirit of the thread I hereby pardon you, with the power vested in me as Utopian Overlord...blah, blah, blah...ten lashes to six, and as a special prize you get four hours with a Utopian courtesan, but beware...Utopian medical science hasn't quite figured out the cure for what she has so it's probably best to just hold hands. And wash afterwards.

Th' Roo!