Zombies and Posers
#51
01-07-2011, 08:04 PM
Don't remind me,my big brother is a werewolf!I have to taser him and chain him in the basement every month,I even have to plan my vacations around the phases of the moon to protect the hood.I admit though that I have been very tempted to unleash him on the new trashy neighbors next door because in my opinion they don't mow their lawn often enough.Plus the aholes never trim the fence line with a weedeater like everyone else does.Problem is if I let him out during a full moon,he will rip their lungs out jim,know what I mean?
#52
01-07-2011, 08:23 PM
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They don't TRIM?! My God, what sort of buffarians ARE they? And I fully sympathize with your vacation problems. Why, one might not ever be able to fully enjoy a quiet trip around the globe on the family sloop. This just reinforces my long-held belief that werewolf daycare should be done at no cost by Government kennels.
#53
01-07-2011, 08:32 PM
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Don't remind me,my big brother is a werewolf!I have to taser him and chain him in the basement every month,I even have to plan my vacations around the phases of the moon to protect the hood.I admit though that I have been very tempted to unleash him on the new trashy neighbors next door because in my opinion they don't mow their lawn often enough.Plus the aholes never trim the fence line with a weedeater like everyone else does.Problem is if I let him out during a full moon,he will rip their lungs out jim,know what I mean?
And his hair is perfect!!!
#54
01-07-2011, 09:05 PM
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How did you know that??It's true,women love him unless you know it's uh that time of the month and he sometimes gets uh a bit aggressive,but yeah he does have outstanding hair.
#57
01-08-2011, 10:57 AM
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Think momentum buddy ................................
#59
01-08-2011, 03:14 PM
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Are you saying he doesn't have any?Man that's cold!Hahahahaha
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01-08-2011, 04:17 PM
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"Send more paramedics"
any of you remember the funny one? The Return of the Living Dead? That was the one with the girl that liked to dance naked in the graveyard. Funny movie, I haven't seen it in years