Zombies and Posers
#11
A zombie will do whatever all the cool zombies are doing.
(now you gone and done it. miz roo is on a tear 'bout zombies wearin' kevlar helmets so you can't kill 'em)
(now you gone and done it. miz roo is on a tear 'bout zombies wearin' kevlar helmets so you can't kill 'em)
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#13
OMIGOD! I think I know him. That there is Mumbles Baxter, King of the Bikers. So he's been reanimated, huh? He doesn't look any different. He was a nice guy back when he was alive. I'm glad you got him as a Z-pet. He's probably still got some "nice" left in his brain stem. Is he wearing flip-flops? I gotta laugh! Old Mumbles used to call 'em "thongs"...I don't know what he calls 'em nowadays. Prob'ly something like "Garjabbner-gaaa-gharghh". He always was a card!
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OMIGOD! I think I know him. That there is Mumbles Baxter, King of the Bikers. So he's been reanimated, huh? He doesn't look any different. He was a nice guy back when he was alive. I'm glad you got him as a Z-pet. He's probably still got some "nice" left in his brain stem. Is he wearing flip-flops? I gotta laugh! Old Mumbles used to call 'em "thongs"...I don't know what he calls 'em nowadays. Prob'ly something like "Garjabbner-gaaa-gharghh". He always was a card!
#16
I thought posers were zombies , you guys got me all confused now . Betting you guys would be loads of fun at a good party LOL , please keep it coming this place needs it .
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I wont sell any of the gold bullets I've made for the zombie werewolf poser assless chap ones, I think they are called twinkies (don't know the meaning of that word yet)
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Tell miz roo, i have sterling silver bullets made from my parents silver that was worth a ton of money. I needed it for the cause so I melted it all down and cast .45ACP 230grn ammo with it. I'll sell it cheap .45Cents a bullet.
I wont sell any of the gold bullets I've made for the zombie werewolf poser assless chap ones, I think they are called twinkies (don't know the meaning of that word yet)
I wont sell any of the gold bullets I've made for the zombie werewolf poser assless chap ones, I think they are called twinkies (don't know the meaning of that word yet)
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Tell miz roo, i have sterling silver bullets made from my parents silver that was worth a ton of money. I needed it for the cause so I melted it all down and cast .45ACP 230grn ammo with it. I'll sell it cheap .45Cents a bullet.
I wont sell any of the gold bullets I've made for the zombie werewolf poser assless chap ones, I think they are called twinkies (don't know the meaning of that word yet)
I wont sell any of the gold bullets I've made for the zombie werewolf poser assless chap ones, I think they are called twinkies (don't know the meaning of that word yet)
Happy thoughts! Happy thoughts!
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OK, this is a common failing among neophytes. You do NOT need to shoot zombies with silver bullets. That type of ammunition is used to kill werewolves (which, by the way, don't really exist). You CAN shoot zombies with silver...or gold...if that's all you have, but shot placement becomes more critical. Silver is a hard metal and doesn't mushroom as it passes through a zombie's brain, causing insufficient cavitation around the wound channel. It's that cavitation that destroys the reanimated tip of the medulla oblongata, effectively switching off any further impulses down the spinal cord. Also, silver is slightly lighter than lead, so your ball loads may not weigh exactly 230 grains and would therefore not print to the same point on the target. Just to be safe, when poppin' zombies with a .45, use Speer 185 grain flat point truncated cone bullets. Invest in a drilling rig so you can bore a hollow point in the nose. That way, you'll get a super-quick linear energy transfer, decent penetration, reliable feeding, and cavitation that'll pop that zombie's head like a rotten goose egg!
Happy thoughts! Happy thoughts!
Happy thoughts! Happy thoughts!