You know you're a RUB if you're called a RUB and you...
#1
12-19-2010, 08:33 AM
You know you're a RUB if you're called a RUB and you...
1. Cry.
2. Threaten to hire someone to beat up the guy who called you a RUB.
3. Set a time and place to settle the issue with fists.
4. Show up at the appointed time and place on a V-Star 'cause your Ultra is at the dealership getting its leather cleaned.
5. Sell the Harley and visit a dermatologist to get that dang "Live to Suck, Suck to Live" temporary tattoo washed off .
6. Try to disprove the offending comment by showing the insultor your H.O.G. membership card.
7. Get all huffy, push the bike back onto the trailer and tell your chauffeur to take you home.
8. Check the mirror, adjust the vest, re-tie the do-rag and come back with, "Oh, yeah? Sez you!"
9. Wait till the offender shows up for his next cleaning, administer nitrous oxide, and pull his incisors. Let the insurance companies work it out.
10. Suck up a thick hocker, pull in a full breath of air, and let fly directly at that rude S.O.B.'s face...then wipe down the inside of your brand new Shoei X-12.
2. Threaten to hire someone to beat up the guy who called you a RUB.
3. Set a time and place to settle the issue with fists.
4. Show up at the appointed time and place on a V-Star 'cause your Ultra is at the dealership getting its leather cleaned.
5. Sell the Harley and visit a dermatologist to get that dang "Live to Suck, Suck to Live" temporary tattoo washed off .
6. Try to disprove the offending comment by showing the insultor your H.O.G. membership card.
7. Get all huffy, push the bike back onto the trailer and tell your chauffeur to take you home.
8. Check the mirror, adjust the vest, re-tie the do-rag and come back with, "Oh, yeah? Sez you!"
9. Wait till the offender shows up for his next cleaning, administer nitrous oxide, and pull his incisors. Let the insurance companies work it out.
10. Suck up a thick hocker, pull in a full breath of air, and let fly directly at that rude S.O.B.'s face...then wipe down the inside of your brand new Shoei X-12.
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12-19-2010, 08:39 AM
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#3
12-19-2010, 09:04 AM
That's what the girls do right before smiling and inviting me home with them.
#4
12-19-2010, 09:16 AM
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Rich Urban Biker....
...this thread is starting to rub me the wrong way. I think I'll go put another coat of wax on my HOG membership card now...
#7
12-19-2010, 09:37 AM
you know you're a RUB when you are called a RUB, you pull out your phone go to Google and look up the word "RUB"
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#8
12-19-2010, 09:39 AM
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#9
12-19-2010, 10:21 AM
Ya know, what with the economy and the average age of the first time Harley purchaser now almost 50 (and therefore on the cusp of retirement, a far more impoverished lifestyle, and a high probability of purchasing even fewer Harleys in the future)...shouldn't the acronym become FRUB?
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Last edited by krusty1; 12-19-2010 at 06:47 PM.
#10
12-19-2010, 12:44 PM
Ya know, what with the economy and the average age of the first time Harley purchaser now almost 50 (and therefore on the cusp of retirement, a far more impoverished lifestyle, and a probability of purchasing even fewer Harleys in the future)...shouldn't the acronym become FRUB?
Formerly Rich Urban Biker
Formerly Rich Urban Biker