You know you're a RUB if you're called a RUB and you...
#11
12-19-2010, 01:46 PM
RUB..... "15 miles and $15000 doesn't make you a biker. Shoot I got twice that in my bike and on my odometer... I ain't no RUB"
#12
12-19-2010, 06:51 PM
I think we oughta be happy we had a chance to own one before we boomers end up subsisting on catfood sammiches.
#14
12-20-2010, 01:26 AM
13. Become so offended by the comment that you park your Harley and for the next few weekends drive around in your corvette instead.
14. Silently swear an oath of revenge by screwing up the offender's taxes this year.
15. Run down to the dealership and ask for bolt-ons that will make your 2010 Ultra look less RUB-y.
16. Pull out your iphone and add the offender to your growing "people who are mean to me" list.
17. You zip up your $300 HD boots, your $500 HD jacket, your $400 HD chaps, pull on your $100 HD gloves and your $500 HD helmet turn to your bro's at the Starbucks and growl "We're outta here."
18. You start to get offended but then realize only a poser would call someone a RUB in Starbucks.
19. You go online, post to a forum about how you are not a RUB, even though you refer to your 20k bike as a toy, then are suprised when you receive little sympathy about your confrontation from people who saved up for years to buy a decade old Softail.
20. Stare down the offender menacingly, then slowly turn so he can see your Iron Order patch.
21. You angrily demand to know where your 14 year old daughter learned such a word.
22. You storm into your boss' office and demand to moved to a cubicle away from the offender.
14. Silently swear an oath of revenge by screwing up the offender's taxes this year.
15. Run down to the dealership and ask for bolt-ons that will make your 2010 Ultra look less RUB-y.
16. Pull out your iphone and add the offender to your growing "people who are mean to me" list.
17. You zip up your $300 HD boots, your $500 HD jacket, your $400 HD chaps, pull on your $100 HD gloves and your $500 HD helmet turn to your bro's at the Starbucks and growl "We're outta here."
18. You start to get offended but then realize only a poser would call someone a RUB in Starbucks.
19. You go online, post to a forum about how you are not a RUB, even though you refer to your 20k bike as a toy, then are suprised when you receive little sympathy about your confrontation from people who saved up for years to buy a decade old Softail.
20. Stare down the offender menacingly, then slowly turn so he can see your Iron Order patch.
21. You angrily demand to know where your 14 year old daughter learned such a word.
22. You storm into your boss' office and demand to moved to a cubicle away from the offender.
Last edited by Gazzalodi; 12-20-2010 at 02:04 AM.
#15
12-20-2010, 04:04 AM
Now that's funny right there!
23. You snub every other rider whose every stitch of clothing didn't come the HD Dealer.
Got a list for a PUB? I sure ain't no RUB. (maybe if I hit the power ball!!)
23. You snub every other rider whose every stitch of clothing didn't come the HD Dealer.
Got a list for a PUB? I sure ain't no RUB. (maybe if I hit the power ball!!)
Last edited by mike5511; 12-20-2010 at 04:16 AM.
#17
12-20-2010, 12:46 PM
Last time I checked we live a system called capitalism. I don't think there's too many of us here that care for socialism, so what's wrong with trying to put together enough coin to do what we like? When I started riding over 40 years ago I guess I was a PUB (Poor Urban Biker). Labels suck.
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12-20-2010, 06:55 PM
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12-20-2010, 07:30 PM
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