You violated the written warranty on the air freshener. It's only valid if you ride your motorcycle through a pine forest while using their product. Don't even try to take it back now or they will laugh you out of the store. And if you buy the ocean breeze scent it's only good while riding on the coast. Just so you know.

 

Eat at da Y and don't wash your face!

 

The OP doesn't want to smell fish bait, he wants to smell christmas trees...

 

Yer s'pozed to glue it inside yer helmut, ...fool.

 

Some people just gotta be told everythin.

 

No, dude...it goes on the mustache!

 

I think you are suppose to use them like deodorant and wipe your pits with em. That way you and the OL both get the scent.

No, dude...it goes on the mustache! <----Absolutely wrong!!!! Everyone knows mustaches are meant to be flavor savers.

 

i liek the pina colada one best

 

When ya'll find one that wurks as advertized, we all want to know,

"who to stay away from"

LMAO

 

It would probably work if you mount it to your back cylinder head.