Seen two cats getting it on, on a friends Tourer. Was he pissed, claw marks on the seat.

 

It's not too bad if you do it riding on a country road at night. But if you stop beside the road to finish, stay away from the friggin pipe side!

 

not on my present bike, the wedding cake took care of that
real quick, however on a kz 400 back in the later 70's yes Yes
OH Hell Yes. Maby that is why I wouldn't trade her in for two 25
year olds

 

Definitely not while riding. While parked in the woods, or elsewhere, sure.

While going down the interstate (I-55 in Mississippi, heading down to Mardi Gras), that was a Toyota MR2 with the top off, her on my lap, head sticking out... stopped at a rest area, parked where it seemed most secluded, put her on the hood to finish up. After we left the rest area, a cop pulled us over because someone had called it in. We admitted it was us and he was pretty much laughing about it with us - but did point out it wasn't the most safe thing to do. We *didn't* feel the need to point out the coke and X probably weren't too safe either. She was crazy and horny. Every place was a good place.

 

ya never know man.

got busted smokin a doobie with my friend in the city.

cop stopped us and we fessed up. after about 2 minutes of making us feel really uncomfortable, he asked me to roll up another joint.

i did like i was told, he took it, stuck it in his pocket, said "thanks, i'm off in an hour...gona crush this on the drive home" and just walked away.

talk about your all-time mindf*cks

 

NO!!! Afraid I might fall off, off, off

 

never while riding but last summer i got a ticket while i had a girl i picked up at the bar bent over the bike on the side of the highway about a km up from the town off ramp, man was she some embaressed. i laughed when the cop handed me a ticket for no prking lights on after sunset.