You know you're really trailer trash when...
#21
11-24-2009, 03:38 PM
You mow your yard and find an abandoned car
Your granny's xmas list includes "ammo"
You've ever been a guest on the "Gerry Springer Show"
You've been on Cops and are not a police officer
Your tatoo artitist misspelled your "Harly Davidsen" tatoo
You can't find the middle east on a map.
Your granny's xmas list includes "ammo"
You've ever been a guest on the "Gerry Springer Show"
You've been on Cops and are not a police officer
Your tatoo artitist misspelled your "Harly Davidsen" tatoo
You can't find the middle east on a map.
#22
11-24-2009, 08:07 PM
Seasoned HDF Member
Tenn. and S.W. Ohio ???????
You boyz KNOW dammt well, WHAT he's talkin' 'bout !!!!!!!!
THAT'S where the 'main' manufacturin' 'nd distribution plants, are located, G
FS !!!!! You gots the Queen o' the hive, stashed in dem hills, somewhere !!!!!
I believe, one o' you, is actually the creative mindforce,
, for the place !!!!! (NOW that's skeery chit, right thar, I don't care who you iz !!!!)
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You boyz KNOW dammt well, WHAT he's talkin' 'bout !!!!!!!!
THAT'S where the 'main' manufacturin' 'nd distribution plants, are located, G
FS !!!!! You gots the Queen o' the hive, stashed in dem hills, somewhere !!!!!I believe, one o' you, is actually the creative mindforce,
, for the place !!!!! (NOW that's skeery chit, right thar, I don't care who you iz !!!!).
#23
11-25-2009, 10:46 AM
Ultimate HDF Member
EVEN yur cat, drinks from a fruit jar !!!!! THAT jus' happens to be KR's, beverage !!!!! 
Last edited by Da Gumpmeister; 11-25-2009 at 10:48 AM.
#25
11-25-2009, 11:09 AM
Ultimate HDF Member
BWahahahahaha LMAO !!!!!
And THIS, coming from someone from JOE-JA ???
Psst, if'n ya git ov'r Macon/Warner-Robbins, STOP n say Hi Y'all, to Momma's Mom and Dad, "The OUT-LAWS"
(They're 'transplants', NOT native Joe-jans)
Last edited by Da Gumpmeister; 11-25-2009 at 11:17 AM.
#26
11-25-2009, 11:12 AM
Hey, Gump - so my family tree don't fork too well. This is about my family - check it out! 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeIsxXDyjlc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeIsxXDyjlc
#27
11-25-2009, 11:28 AM
You know you're really trailer trash when...
The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse.
You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the table in front of her kids.
You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.
Jack Daniel's makes your list of "Most Admired People."
You think Genitalia is an Italian airline.
You wonder how gas stations keep their restrooms so clean.
Someone in your family died right after saying "Hey, y'all watch this!"
Your Junior / Senior prom had a daycare.
You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.
The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas it has.
Ya' can't git married to yer sweetheart 'cause there's a dang law against it.
You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse.
You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the table in front of her kids.
You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.
Jack Daniel's makes your list of "Most Admired People."
You think Genitalia is an Italian airline.
You wonder how gas stations keep their restrooms so clean.
Someone in your family died right after saying "Hey, y'all watch this!"
Your Junior / Senior prom had a daycare.
You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.
The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas it has.
Ya' can't git married to yer sweetheart 'cause there's a dang law against it.
You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
#28
11-26-2009, 07:25 AM
Road Warrior
Or if you have ever permanently mounted an ice chest or beer cooler on the back of your bike and and used it for a tour pak...Tour pak by igloo...
#29
11-26-2009, 07:34 AM
Ultimate HDF Member
#30
11-26-2009, 07:39 AM
Road Warrior