Originally Posted by yoacedeuce

LOL...sort of like this one:

A sheriff pulls over a vehicle with two guys in it. The driver immediately gets beligerent and starts yelling at the sheriff.
Sheriff: "Look you need to calm down, can i see your license and proof of insurance."
Driver: "obscenity, obscenity, obscenity, you damn cops!! blah, blah, blah"
Sheriff: "I'm not going to ask you to calm down again, now let me see your license and proof of insurance."
Driver: "obscenity, obscenity, obscenity, you damn cops!! blah, blah, blah"
So the sheriff draws his hand back and smacks the **** out of the driver, and the driver as surprised as he was finally shuts up and gives the sheriff his license and proof of insurance. He proceeds to issue a citation for speeding, then tells the driver to hang on and not leave yet. He walks to the passenger side and motions the passenger to roll his window down. When the passenger rolls his window down, the sheriff draws his hand back and smacks the **** out of the passenger.
Passenger: "What the hell was that for?!"
Sheriff: "I just granted your wish."
Passenger: "What wish?"
Sheriff: "About a mile down the road you were going to say to your buddy, I wish that cop had tried that **** with me."