after a 14 hour work day I come home and read this.........

this shi*(&^ is funny..............thanks for the laugh..........


.I dust my furniture with the blower I use after cutting grass............

 

It only works if your table is on a Sears Red jack

 

I used it once here in Arizona.Man,It attracts dust like a magnet.I won't use it on nuttin now.Regards,Tom

 

How much air should I put in my table legs, I have friend that runs his at 0, the manual says 40PSI solo, please help, I weigh 340lbs, and the OL rocks about a duece and a quarter, need a quick answer as I am getting ready to hit it on the table.

 

Probably because you used lemon pledge. You need to try cactus scent pledge... Keeps the dust off, and the ****** too...

 

Everyone knows on a Hard Wood table of any sort you need need to NEED to use 90 weight axel greese from a 1971 Ford F-100 Sport Custom with no more than 125,000 and no less than 78,000 (gotta be broke in real good like) apply thick thick libral coat....must be done before wife arrives....take *** chewing.....than watch as she cleans it up and no dust (possibly no table...) and than go ride your shiny or dirty bike as long as your ridding....ooo yeah BUMP!

 

I checked the tires on my coffee table, sure enough they are Dunlop 407s, I had to tell the dealer my table had some slow speed wobble, now they are giving me free tires under warranty, they almost talked their way out of it when they thought I got some Pledge overspray on the tires. Luckily I wasn't using lemon pledge 'cause I didn't want to attract bees. I told them it was Harley gloss so they are honoring the warranty......

You guys can be pretty silly, why would you EVER think to use Pledge on furniture???

 

The only purpose of this post is to pad my post count.

 

My coffee table is black and when I tried Pledge on it, it smeared real bad. Did I use too much? And the bees, what do you do with all the bees in the house now? If my table has glass in it, can I use it on that too? So many unanswered questions.

 

Duh!!! Make sure you are spraying onto the rag, not the table. Yeah, you can use it on chrome...........