hOW MANY BEERS????
#14
I've been there before (years back) . I remember one time I took a couple 714's (old timers will know what these are) . I was at the club house drinking when I thought I could ride home... I woke up outside on the ground next to the bike (I don't think I was able to sit on the bike) . hahaha ah the good ole days...glad I survived it all.
I don't ever remember getting as hammered as this out in public though.
I don't ever remember getting as hammered as this out in public though.
#18
Oh man, I was there last night. Went camping with a big group of people and I was in the furthest spot away from our party. I started walking back to my trailer to get another beer and refill the whiskey flask but decided to go to bed when I tripped over myself at least four times on the walk over. This morning when I woke up, I discovered that I drank about 3/4 of a bottle of whiskey with the 8 or so beers. Ahh PBR and Jim Beam... a combo that turns any night interesting. Surprisingly, very slight hang over. Just going to call myself lucky on that one.
#19
It's obvious to th' Roo that the lad is runnin' on empty.
This is a HUMAN BEING in trouble and all you can do is sit back in front of your smug little laptops and point and laugh. Why am I the only one who saw the MedicAlert bracelet, huh? A little effort on ANYBODY's part to clarify and sharpen the text on the bracelet would have revealed that the victim is suffering from hypoethanolic shock.
This is a rare medical emergency indicating that the body's natural reserves of yeast, hops, and grease are severely depleted. Sufferers are stricken with sudden loss of depth perception and balance. He's trying desperately to administer a life-saving dose of Coors. Can't any of you heartless ba$tards see that?
Why won't the store clerk step and at least help him open the can?!?
This is a HUMAN BEING in trouble and all you can do is sit back in front of your smug little laptops and point and laugh. Why am I the only one who saw the MedicAlert bracelet, huh? A little effort on ANYBODY's part to clarify and sharpen the text on the bracelet would have revealed that the victim is suffering from hypoethanolic shock.
This is a rare medical emergency indicating that the body's natural reserves of yeast, hops, and grease are severely depleted. Sufferers are stricken with sudden loss of depth perception and balance. He's trying desperately to administer a life-saving dose of Coors. Can't any of you heartless ba$tards see that?
Why won't the store clerk step and at least help him open the can?!?
#20
Good catch Roost, now I really feel like an A hole. Someone sure should have helped the poor lad. What's the world coming to when an obviously distressed individual is left to suffer...