Top Ten Things We Worry About
#1
10-01-2009, 05:02 AM
Top Ten Things We Worry About
Ranked by the number of views, these are the top ten topics
in this section:
1. "Did you buy your biker stripes, or earn it?"
2. "Riding a Harley with another guy is ok?"
3. "What do YOU wear when riding a harley"
4. "Whining Wingers (and Whining Harley Riders"
5. "Have you ever had anyone insult your bike?"
6. "What makes a person a poser?"
7. "1%"
8. "Would you be pissed or would you laugh?"
9. "Stupid helmet?"
10. "To the guy who rode up on my lawn and masturbated..."
According to that list, the concerns that weigh heaviest on
the minds of our Harley riders are:
1. Am I a real biker?
2. Am I a real man?
3. Do these chaps make my *** look fat?
4. Is my bike better than a Honda?
5. Do other bikers like my bike. Oh, why do I care?
6. Am I REALLY a real biker, or am I a fake (and how do I know for sure)?
7. Is that guy over there gonna hit me?
8. Are people laughing with me, or at me?
9. Is that black helicopter taking pictures of me without a helmet?
10. **********! Tee-hee! (I wrote the word "**********"!)
NOTE: "Poser's Coffee House", and "Your sign on name" were excluded from consideration. We've all been there, we've all left little notes, and nobody ever reads 'em (see #10, above).
in this section:
1. "Did you buy your biker stripes, or earn it?"
2. "Riding a Harley with another guy is ok?"
3. "What do YOU wear when riding a harley"
4. "Whining Wingers (and Whining Harley Riders"
5. "Have you ever had anyone insult your bike?"
6. "What makes a person a poser?"
7. "1%"
8. "Would you be pissed or would you laugh?"
9. "Stupid helmet?"
10. "To the guy who rode up on my lawn and masturbated..."
According to that list, the concerns that weigh heaviest on
the minds of our Harley riders are:
1. Am I a real biker?
2. Am I a real man?
3. Do these chaps make my *** look fat?
4. Is my bike better than a Honda?
5. Do other bikers like my bike. Oh, why do I care?
6. Am I REALLY a real biker, or am I a fake (and how do I know for sure)?
7. Is that guy over there gonna hit me?
8. Are people laughing with me, or at me?
9. Is that black helicopter taking pictures of me without a helmet?
10. **********! Tee-hee! (I wrote the word "**********"!)
NOTE: "Poser's Coffee House", and "Your sign on name" were excluded from consideration. We've all been there, we've all left little notes, and nobody ever reads 'em (see #10, above).
yeah... that sounds about right.
#6
10-01-2009, 01:48 PM
You left out, "Do I ride a girls bike?". Oh, wait.
That might be General Discussion fodder.
In reference to #10, all comments are taken into consideration.
Stupid, relevant crap, which can be difficult at times, works best.
Try to be nice. Poser Coffee House regulars are old.
"If you don't beat your meat,
You can't have any p*ssy!
How can you have any p*ssy if you couldn't beat your meat?!"
"Ooh, tricked again!"
That might be General Discussion fodder.
In reference to #10, all comments are taken into consideration.
Stupid, relevant crap, which can be difficult at times, works best.
Try to be nice. Poser Coffee House regulars are old.
"If you don't beat your meat,
You can't have any p*ssy!
How can you have any p*ssy if you couldn't beat your meat?!"
"Ooh, tricked again!"
Last edited by hagger; 10-01-2009 at 09:37 PM.
