What Brand Of Cologne Should I Wear ?

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09-29-2009, 01:58 PM

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From what I've read on the "real biker" threads and how to avoid being a RUB it sounds like you need no cologne, instead go with the scent of B.O. and make it strong. The stronger the B.O. apparently the closer to a real biker you will be.

I have to smell like Barrak Obama to be a real biker???

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09-29-2009, 07:38 PM

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I have to smell like Barrak Obama to be a real biker???

YIKES,frenchman,get back to the political forum where you belong!

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09-29-2009, 08:12 PM

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YIKES,frenchman,get back to the political forum where you belong!

bwaahahahahaha!!!!

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09-30-2009, 09:37 AM

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Nothing beats the smell of napalm, if you really want to get em hot!

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09-30-2009, 10:18 AM

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That's a dumb question - why Sex Panther of course! 60% of the time it works all the time!

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09-30-2009, 12:36 PM

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I'd go with a touch of Amsoil 20w50 behind both ears and a dab of Redline Heavy Shockproof on my ********.

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09-30-2009, 01:33 PM

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You guys know nothing!!!!

Just get the Harley "Guide to be a RUB" it will tell you what to wear and how to smell

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09-30-2009, 02:43 PM

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Back when I was working on my bro-in-law's hog farm we used to cut (the nuts) out of the the young male hogs and after a day of doing this you tend to smell like a mixture of mud, $**** and hog seamen.......That always worked for me; the pheromones' will drive women crazy......