Damn. I have a feeling this is going to be expensive. Do you happen to know how much assless chaps cost?

 

Would these be pink chaps?

 

You mean I have to dye them, too? This is getting worse by the minute. Hey, can I save some money perhaps by just cutting the fingers off my gloves?

 

What ever turns your crank, Elton J..........

 

no IM saying if he dose not get the fringe you will double up A.H. wtf

 

You could always paint your fingernails pink to match you pink fringed fingerless gloves.

 

Do the fringe! It will tingle the dingle and allow fingerless rider!

 

Sounds like your the one that knows that feeling not me.

 

You should definitely go for the fringed chaps. They'll look phat with your "Sons of Anarchy" t-shirt and mullet.

 

Fringe, back in the daze of the pioneers, was used as wadding for muzzle loading guns and rifles. So if'n ya don't own a muzzle loader you don't need to have fringe unless it makes you feel all warm and furry.