Can't be any worse than the day I came out of the store and was caught putting a gallon of milk in my saddlebag...

So much for image.

 

"Box" of wine? How shameful.

 

i would prolly do milk...i draw the line at gettin the OL some tampons when on the bike....

 

Whats the big deal with that?Take care of your woman and she will take care of you,if you know what I mean.I was staying in Gatlinburg once when the ol lady informed me early one morning that she needed some tampons fast.I leaped on my trusty steed and rode down to a gas station that was open and asked the fine looking girl behind the counter where the tampon's were.I brought them to the counter and she looked at me and said "you are a real man,my boyfriend wouldn't do this for me".She waved at me as I left on my bike.True story.Now get on that hog and go buy some tampons instead of boxed wine if you want respect!

 

I carry six packs, wine, scotch, sacks of groceries all the time. Usually in my lap
(no saddle bags) No problem, even pizza. Hate starting a car for errands to the store.

 

If anybody asks,it's for your lady,or it is used for cooking.Cannot imagine who would even ask.

 

thank-you for your advice...if i went to the tampon store on my harley...would that help me grow my pair? my wifes been after me to grow a pair for years...

 

Doesn't carrying wine void the warranty?

 

OK,you are finally making some progress!I'm optimistic concerning your chances of increasing your masculine traits.

 

You sir have voided your warranty and will now have to allow all your friends and theirs to partake in this debauchery. I will bring the ice.......