To the guy who rode up on my lawn and masturbated furiously then took off

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08-19-2009, 09:50 AM

MaroSteve

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Quote:

Originally Posted by PigInaBlanket

Dammit I never should have posted this. I just found 7 more helmets out on the lawn and they are all stuck together.

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Originally Posted by gunner11

I would jack off in his helmet.

I think somebody beat ya to it.

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08-19-2009, 10:17 AM

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Are you sure it wasn't just Chem Lawn fertilizing your grass, the grass in your lawn not the house?

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08-19-2009, 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by PigInaBlanket

Dammit I never should have posted this. I just found 7 more helmets out on the lawn and they are all stuck together.

Now you have yard art.

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08-19-2009, 10:28 AM

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Doesn't anyone ********** in public with their helmet on anymore?

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08-19-2009, 10:48 AM

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might I suggest

I almost never post on these but this one is too good to pass up.

Have you ever thought about pulling the shades after taking a shower and airing out the nuts prior to clothing application?

heee...he, sorry couldn't help myself

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08-19-2009, 06:47 PM

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Never mind, I found it:

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08-19-2009, 07:44 PM

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Circle Jerk....YeeeeeeeHaaaaaaw

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08-19-2009, 07:51 PM

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Best thread ever.......You go Pig!!
I think I broke a rib laughing at the replys....

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08-20-2009, 01:54 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by PigInaBlanket

You left your helmet by my tree.

For you to know that a guy rode up on your lawn and masturbated furiously and then took off, means you had too sit there and watch him till he finished! You're just as sick as he is!