Roosterboots is real. All of Roosterboots' adventures are real. Roosterboots has lived a life of danger, adventure, excitement. When beers are opened in Das Roosterhaus, the standard opening toast is always "To cheating Death...again!" Roosterboots has been around forever. Roosterboots will dance on your graves. Roosterboots is a one-man biker gang, not afraid to pay someone else to do his fightin', not so proud that he won't run away from a fight he can't win with a delicately placed kick.