My Dad called a few minutes ago with an amusing story.

He went for a ride this evening and noticed a yellow streak running across a field towards a ditch. As he continued, the yellow streak entered a patch of weeds and then blasted forth, valiantly attempting to bring down a Sportster moving at 60 MPH.

Turned out to be a housecat. The cat proceeded to bounce off the rear wheel of the motorcycle and vanished into the weeds.

Rider and motorcycle are fine. Fate of the cat is unknown at this time.

He's always claimed that he was a ***** magnet...

 

I'm glad that cat is a long way from my area, I'm going for a ride tomorrow & don't want to have to worry about that sucker attacking me!

 

Ahhhh, the elusive sabre tooth tabby.

 

That's funny $hit right there. haha. Yet another reason I'm not a cat person.

 

The only reason a Housecat does not kill you is, ........they just are not big enough!

 

The cat was just trying to copy the killer rabbit from Monty Python's Holy Grail. You are lucky the bike's speed knocked off his trajectory.

 

As my good friend Snoopy the beagle (also WWI flying ace) has always said, "cats are the crab grass in the lawn of life"

 

cat at least has some nads

 

Just goes to show you that you should.......Never Bite Off More Then You Can Chew.....Heeheehee.....Poor putty cat.........................Not...

 

i dislike cats