brave souls, those kamikaze cats...

 

But Sire, He's got mandibles of death I love Monty Python movies!!!!!!

 

A vicious cathouse attack would have been a lot more interesting.

 

I'm hip. That is very true.

 

See........I told you those guys that ride Sportsters are not *****-whipped!

And apparently, they make lousy cat toys (or excellent ones, depending on your point of view).

 

I like'em fried...next to taters and gravy.

 

dumb cat!! but i have another cat story that ends up badly so be fourwarned----my son and i were out pheasant hunting and the dog went on point,i told the boy get ready and i stomped the grass by the dog to flush the bird,,,,,,, and out comes a cat !?? cat gets going about 20 yards and i blasted him!!!! my boy looked at me and said"dad ,what the hell". i told the boy look around,you see any houses ,barns,or any dwellings within 200 yards? he said course not.then i asked him are there mice to catch around the barnyard? sure he said.then i pointed out the cat was over 200 yards from his house out here,catching young pheasants,quail,rabbits and whatever else it could instead of hanging around the barnyard catching mice.he thought a moment and said the next cat is mine!!!! cats are animals that will kill to for fun, i dont care for them

 

And that you killed the cat for fun............................................... .

 

Omg...those stories are soooo funny. I hate cats

 

My grandfather had a large german shepherd who always chased the car, biting at the wheels. One day the dumb dog bit the wire spoked hubcabs, and got his jaw locked on it! Around and around he went, it beat the snot out of him, lol. My grand dad dragged him out of the road, thinking he was dead. An hour or two later, the dog was on the porch. I didn't know whether to laugh or cry, lol. That was one tough SOB, for sure.