If you are still amused by these tired old jokes. And larry the cable jackass? Most un-funny crap ever. I apologize, I had to vent.

 

If this is your street,


or if this is you dog,


or if this is your wife,


OR if you are .... or even know this guy ....


Now that's funny.

 

if your mother in law told the state trooper to "kiss her ***"
without removing the marlboro from her mouth you might be

 

Rednecks is rednecks,nothing to be ashamed of.Just be careful what part of the country you bash them in.I am a redneck when I need to be.

 

i am says my father in law cuz i gat too many tattos
oh well

 

...if the tires on your house and hog are interchangeable. (Actually the ones on our house are smaller.)

...if your idea of moving is strapping a mattress to your fairing.

...if your idea of bringing home that special someone to meet Momma involves duct tape, a bike pump and/or a tire patch kit.

git 'r done!

GRITS: Girls Raised In The South

 

What if you place a personal ad in the Live Stock section of your local newspaper??? Does that count.....

 

...If you breakup with your wife and the next night you got yourself a brand new wool sweater and a freezer full of lamb chops.

Bull

 

I was wondering how to get all of our camping gear down to the Freedom Rally in IA. Well I got a wheelbarrow. Nothing can stop me now.

 

But your from OKC, how can that be?

uh sorry, had to take the shot !!!