If the curtains in your truck are nicer than the ones in your house.

 

If your favorite lunch spot is 7-11.

If you let your 14 year old daughter smoke at the table.....in front of her kids!

If you invite the family over to see your new home , but you really just want them to help you take the wheels off of it!

 

Nuff sed ???




AND Dammd prowd uf it, 2.

It ain't what ya bought, it's what ya built.
H*LL, N E dummee can buy a 'toy holler'.

 

Gump--

Pleeze tell me those aren't azzless chaps being worn in that picture!

 

I see that having a funny ending, shoulda made it a video

 

you get divorced and the lawyer says she's still your sister.

 

... your wife says, "Honey, come move this transmission so I can take a bath."

 

That wouldn't get a second look at Talladega.Fit right in.

 

Army biker

 

You might be a redneck if you go to Home Depot to buy living room furniture