You might be a REDNECK if:
06-03-2009, 11:16 PM
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If the curtains in your truck are nicer than the ones in your house.
06-04-2009, 06:23 AM
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If your favorite lunch spot is 7-11.
If you let your 14 year old daughter smoke at the table.....in front of her kids!
If you invite the family over to see your new home , but you really just want them to help you take the wheels off of it!
06-04-2009, 06:49 AM
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Nuff sed ???
AND Dammd prowd uf it, 2.
It ain't what ya bought, it's what ya built.
H*LL, N E dummee can buy a 'toy holler'.
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06-04-2009, 07:14 AM
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Pleeze tell me those aren't azzless chaps being worn in that picture!
06-04-2009, 07:18 AM
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Originally Posted by
Da Gumpmeister
Nuff sed ???
AND Dammd prowd uf it, 2.
It ain't what ya bought, it's what ya built.
H*LL, N E dummee can buy a 'toy holler'.
I see that having a funny ending, shoulda made it a video
06-04-2009, 07:39 AM
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You might be a redneck if,
you get divorced and the lawyer says she's still your sister.
06-04-2009, 08:36 AM
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... your wife says, "Honey, come move this transmission so I can take a bath."
06-04-2009, 09:21 AM
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That wouldn't get a second look at Talladega.Fit right in.
06-04-2009, 10:07 AM
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06-04-2009, 10:46 AM
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You might be a redneck if you go to Home Depot to buy living room furniture