Posers Coffee House, Bullshit Accepted!
#5202
08-06-2009, 11:38 AM
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Little girl on a plane!
Little Girl on a Plane.
A U.S. Congressman (D) Bart Gordon was seated next to a little girl on the airplane
when the Congressman turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights
go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and
said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'
'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about the banking
crisis?' and he smiles.
OK, 'she said. 'That could be an interesting and timely topic. But
let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat
the same stuff, grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a
cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried
grass. Why do you suppose that is?'
Congressman (D) Bart Gordon, visibly surprised by the little girl's
intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'
To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to
discuss banking when you don't know $hit?
A U.S. Congressman (D) Bart Gordon was seated next to a little girl on the airplane
when the Congressman turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights
go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and
said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'
'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about the banking
crisis?' and he smiles.
OK, 'she said. 'That could be an interesting and timely topic. But
let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat
the same stuff, grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a
cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried
grass. Why do you suppose that is?'
Congressman (D) Bart Gordon, visibly surprised by the little girl's
intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'
To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to
discuss banking when you don't know $hit?
#5203
08-06-2009, 12:22 PM
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So what happen to all you guys? Did ya get "real jobs" or something? No ones on here in the day anymore.........
#5205
08-06-2009, 01:24 PM
Nah you can just set it for autokill triggered off the infrared sensor. Set it and forget it.
#5206
08-06-2009, 01:26 PM
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Two cowboys at a rodeo discussing their favorite sex positions.
One turns to the other and says, "I like the rodeo position the best".
"what's the rodeo position?"
"Next time you're with the wife...
Mount her from behind... reach around and cup a breast in each hand, and say, damn these feel just like your sisters! Then try to stay on for 8 seconds!"
One turns to the other and says, "I like the rodeo position the best".
"what's the rodeo position?"
"Next time you're with the wife...
Mount her from behind... reach around and cup a breast in each hand, and say, damn these feel just like your sisters! Then try to stay on for 8 seconds!"
#5207
08-06-2009, 01:48 PM
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Two cowboys at a rodeo discussing their favorite sex positions.
One turns to the other and says, "I like the rodeo position the best".
"what's the rodeo position?"
"Next time you're with the wife...
Mount her from behind... reach around and cup a breast in each hand, and say, damn these feel just like your sisters! Then try to stay on for 8 seconds!"
One turns to the other and says, "I like the rodeo position the best".
"what's the rodeo position?"
"Next time you're with the wife...
Mount her from behind... reach around and cup a breast in each hand, and say, damn these feel just like your sisters! Then try to stay on for 8 seconds!"
My wife likes doggie style!
She lays on the bed and plays dead
while I kneel at the end of the bed and make dog wimpering noises!!!
Anybody no a "reverse" rain dance? Wonderin why I rode bike today instead of takin a boat to work! Bwahahhaaahaaa!!!
#5210
08-06-2009, 02:11 PM
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Only **** and sugar melts!!!