"Aren't you a motorcycle guy?" She Asked.
#31
05-11-2009, 02:57 PM
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.......the chick from the store, clearly not enamored with my inventive application of an entire case of KY, gets up and ties to kick me squarely in the *****. She slips and lands in the back of a convertible full of horny teenagers that swerved to miss us. I stood there, covered in gooey feathers, and it was then that I realized I was late for my engagement as keynote speaker for the catholic chapter of the ladies gardening club.
Didn't exactly go the way you thought it was gonna, did it?
(Sorry for the hijack)
Didn't exactly go the way you thought it was gonna, did it?
(Sorry for the hijack)
#32
05-12-2009, 05:31 PM
MC Guy?
I'm in the grocery store picking up a couple items on the way home the other day when a lady taps me on the shoulder. "Aren't you a motorcycle guy?" She asked. I must have had a puzzled look on my face so she added, "We work at the same place and I've seen you park your motorcycle in the mornings."
"Okay," I begin, "Yeah, I do ride pretty regularly."
She smiles. "Can I ask you a question about which motorcycle to ride?" I shake my head and she continues. "I don't want anything too big, this is my first motorcycle, so can you tell me what would be good a good one to buy."
Before I can launch into any discussion of the difference between a Sporty and a Dyna she adds. "And I want the helmet to be pink. Would that work with a Kymco?"
At least she didn't ask me about fingerless gloves.
"Okay," I begin, "Yeah, I do ride pretty regularly."
She smiles. "Can I ask you a question about which motorcycle to ride?" I shake my head and she continues. "I don't want anything too big, this is my first motorcycle, so can you tell me what would be good a good one to buy."
Before I can launch into any discussion of the difference between a Sporty and a Dyna she adds. "And I want the helmet to be pink. Would that work with a Kymco?"
At least she didn't ask me about fingerless gloves.
Danny D
#33
05-13-2009, 07:57 PM
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First thing you should have done is grabbed her crotch and made sure she wasn't a dude,as a matter of fact I advise you to do this with all women who come on to you.
#35
05-21-2009, 12:56 PM
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Thanks to all............I had to read all the pages to this. I laughed so hard. Some of yuins get it, some of yuins don't, some are caught off guard, some are always on guard!
#37
05-21-2009, 08:58 PM
Kymco = a real scooter
Costco = a electronics retail store
BTW,funny *** thread
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