"Aren't you a motorcycle guy?" She Asked.
#22
05-10-2009, 03:36 PM
Road Warrior
I'm in the grocery store picking up a couple items on the way home the other day when a lady taps me on the shoulder. "Aren't you a motorcycle guy?" She asked. I must have had a puzzled look on my face so she added, "We work at the same place and I've seen you park your motorcycle in the mornings."
"Okay," I begin, "Yeah, I do ride pretty regularly."
She smiles. "Can I ask you a question about which motorcycle to ride?" I shake my head and she continues. "I don't want anything too big, this is my first motorcycle, so can you tell me what would be good a good one to buy."
Before I can launch into any discussion of the difference between a Sporty and a Dyna she adds. "And I want the helmet to be pink. Would that work with a Kymco?"
At least she didn't ask me about fingerless gloves.
"Okay," I begin, "Yeah, I do ride pretty regularly."
She smiles. "Can I ask you a question about which motorcycle to ride?" I shake my head and she continues. "I don't want anything too big, this is my first motorcycle, so can you tell me what would be good a good one to buy."
Before I can launch into any discussion of the difference between a Sporty and a Dyna she adds. "And I want the helmet to be pink. Would that work with a Kymco?"
At least she didn't ask me about fingerless gloves.
#23
05-11-2009, 01:32 AM
Screw that crap! Oldest should already be resonsible enough to watch the rest for the weekend!
#24
05-11-2009, 09:49 AM
Ultimate HDF Member
Hey, OP, least ways it didn't happen at WalMart!!!!
ME?? I have the 'opposite' prob. I think they are 'coming onto me', when in reality, they just wanna either sit on, or ride on, the chop.
You know it's 'bad', when they want someone else to stand next to the scoot, when they get their pic took on it.
#25
05-11-2009, 09:51 AM
I must be slow too. The last time a woman stopped me in the parking lot to ask about Harley's, I actually started telling her about the sportster line. Duh!!!! lol
#26
05-11-2009, 01:19 PM
Gonna take you a WHOLE weekend for a 'one night stand'???? DAMMT, how ol' iz yu ??????
Hey, OP, least ways it didn't happen at WalMart!!!!
ME?? I have the 'opposite' prob. I think they are 'coming onto me', when in reality, they just wanna either sit on, or ride on, the chop.
You know it's 'bad', when they want someone else to stand next to the scoot, when they get their pic took on it.
Hey, OP, least ways it didn't happen at WalMart!!!!
ME?? I have the 'opposite' prob. I think they are 'coming onto me', when in reality, they just wanna either sit on, or ride on, the chop.
You know it's 'bad', when they want someone else to stand next to the scoot, when they get their pic took on it.
#27
05-11-2009, 02:16 PM
Seasoned HDF Member
DISCLAIMER: The following is merely a figment of all your imaginations.
........so then we walked over past the drug aisle, and she says "Wait a minute." She disappears down the aisle and comes back a minute later with about a case of KY. We headed toward the checkout. As we got to the parking lot, it was apparent she didn't have a car. We couldn't fit all the KY on the bike, so I took off my belt and tied it to a shopping cart and the sissy bar. We both got on, and I started towing the cart down the street. Darn cart had a wobbly wheel, so it was steering me from the back. I was able to control the thing just fine until we came to a stop sign. As I stopped, the cart hit us in the back, knocking us onto the street. The case of KY broke open, and covered us from head to toe. So there we were.........
Well, what did you THINK was gonna happen?
........so then we walked over past the drug aisle, and she says "Wait a minute." She disappears down the aisle and comes back a minute later with about a case of KY. We headed toward the checkout. As we got to the parking lot, it was apparent she didn't have a car. We couldn't fit all the KY on the bike, so I took off my belt and tied it to a shopping cart and the sissy bar. We both got on, and I started towing the cart down the street. Darn cart had a wobbly wheel, so it was steering me from the back. I was able to control the thing just fine until we came to a stop sign. As I stopped, the cart hit us in the back, knocking us onto the street. The case of KY broke open, and covered us from head to toe. So there we were.........
Well, what did you THINK was gonna happen?
#29
05-11-2009, 02:36 PM
Seasoned HDF Member
.......Now, about this time, I slid right to a stop next to the dumpster at the local KFC. The cart's momentum carries it into a parking curb and launches it into the dumpster. All these feathers start flying out of the dumpster and a slight breeze blows them onto me as I'm sitting there all sticky from the KY. Then........
#30
05-11-2009, 02:54 PM
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I was out back of the store and saw this pretty thing.
She was blind in one eye, and couldn't see out the other.
I took her to my place for a little fun.
I had my feather bed all arranged and we were gettin to it.
Some dumb sum b!tch run right into my house and dumps tons and tons of goo all over us. I don't get some people.
She was blind in one eye, and couldn't see out the other.
I took her to my place for a little fun.
I had my feather bed all arranged and we were gettin to it.
Some dumb sum b!tch run right into my house and dumps tons and tons of goo all over us. I don't get some people.