I hate to bring this up, but I really need you guy's advice on
what could be a crucial decision. Im about to go crazy..

I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on
me. The usual signs...phone rings, but if I answer, the caller hangs
up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently, although
when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work,
you don't know them."

I sometimes stay awake to look out for her cab coming home, but she
always comes walking up the drive as I hear the sound of a car
leaving, around the corner, as if she has gotten out and walked the
rest of the way. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi at all?

I once picked up her cell phone, just to see what time it was. This
caused her to go completely berserk. She quickly snatched the phone
out of my hand and cursed me hysterically, screaming that I should
never touch her personal property, then accused me of trying to spy
on her.

Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my wife. I think deep
down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went
out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my motorcycle next to the
garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the street
around the corner when she came home.

It was at that moment, crouching behind my motorcycle that I noticed
a small amount of motor oil leaking through the gasket between the
rear head and rocker arm cover.

So... is this something I can easily repair myself or do you think I
should take it back to the dealer?

 

Rocker C, lol............. you should fix her yourself.... if she is leaking, better not let anyone see her but you...especially if, well, the liquid is very viscous.. I leave the conclusion to you..... Thanks for the laugh... just made my day... Cheers!

 

Good joke but older than Granny's Panties...:>)

 

Once sent this to a friend. The next morning he invited me to breakfast. We sit down and he proceeds to ask me in a serious tone if I felt like talking about it. I said, talk about what?. The wife!.

I realized then that he didn't get the joke. We had a good laugh afterwards but I think I was laughing harder.


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2008 Heritage Classic: His
2008 Deluxe: Hers

 

Knew you wouldn't be on here asking about marital affairs!

 

I say buy her a Harley so you can here her *** around the corner.

 

Sorry but I must admit it was me with your wife.

 

How was I supposed to know that she was married? She said that she was sharing the house with her brother. Hell I could have saved a lot of money by just banging her in the driveway like she wanted.

 

Hell I was going to give you some great advice till I got to the 2nd from the last paragraph and thats when I realized that all that great advice just went down the tube.LOL.

 

BTW, fix the gaskets...........