Haha, I needed that laugh big time man. and here I was thinking of a good answer to help you cope.

 

Thanks for getting my day off to a good start!

 

Once a cheater, Always a cheater, LOL.

Joking around's good as we all need a good laugh though. ;-)

 

I really wish you would get the leak fixed at the dealer. I noticed it about 2 weeks ago after banging your wife. She lets me ride it anytime I want. She was suppose to be asking you about the service records on the bike anyway. I figure I will get it in the divorce, so could you make sure you get it serviced regular, I do not want any warranty problems. After all everything I am getting is used(a lot), now is there any chance you could get her some ***** in the next couple of months?
Thank you,

 

Now that was funny. I'll be laughing all day....Now quit screwing around and fix your bike

 

Oh thanks for the visual.....

 

Dude I just pissed myself, thanx I needed that already been a crap of a day.

 

That joke never fails to make me laugh.

 

Hmmm. Tough one. If you divorce her do you think you can get any money out of it? That way you don't have to worry about the fix. Just get a new bike!

 

Yeah,I noticed that oil leak too......the other day when you came home early.