This little girl was walking to school when a "biker" pulled up beside her on a black motorcycle. He asked her if she'd like a ride which she quickly refused.

She hurried her way toward school only to have the "biker" pull up to her again and offered her $10 to take a ride. She adamantly refused and walked on.

A third time the "biker" pulled up and asked her for a ride but this time offered up the $10 and a bag of candy.

The little girl finally stopped and yelled,


NO Dad, your the one that didn't buy the Harley so you ride the damn thing alone!

 

My daughter complains that she doesn't get to ride on my bike enough...but it is a Harley.

The other day she told me she wanted me to sell her bike...a Honda dirt bike...and get her a car.

Guess shes moving on.

Phil

 

Would love to take my grandkids for a spin on my bike but my daughter says she will kill me....SLOWLY. Oh well, the Harley blankets and shirts will have to do until they turn 18.

By the way, the youngest granddaughter was just born on Friday....Liliana Rosalie...7 lbs 15 oz. And she already has a soft pink Harley hat and matching booties.

Silverrosie

 

**** no!!
My kids either ride their own motorcycles, ride on the back of mine, or drive their cages like bats outta' hell tryin' to get to work on time!!!

 

Congrats Rosie!!!
And get them kids on the bike. Life is short!!!