SO That's How Tequilla Works!!!
#1
SO That's How Tequilla Works!!!
GLAD I stopped BEFORE I met Momma. That jus' coulda ended up BAD. That's ALL I'm gonna say 'bout it.
OR to quote the ol' sailor sayin',
"Ain't ever gone to bed with an ugly woman, BUT I dammt sure woke up with some."
OR to quote the ol' sailor sayin',
"Ain't ever gone to bed with an ugly woman, BUT I dammt sure woke up with some."
#2
Yep...I've worn tequila goggles a couple times in my life...and that's 'bout purdy accurate right thar. What's that song out these days..."I went to bed at two with a ten...and woke up at ten with a two."
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#7
Isn't there a country western song? "The girls look prettier at closing time...Please Mr. Bartender don't turn on the lights!"
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#9
Yeah...back in the day, my buds 'n I had a sayin..."Gotta get her out the door before the bartender hits the 'ugly' lights."