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Old 01-30-2009, 07:42 AM
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GLAD I stopped BEFORE I met Momma. That jus' coulda ended up BAD. That's ALL I'm gonna say 'bout it.

OR to quote the ol' sailor sayin',
"Ain't ever gone to bed with an ugly woman, BUT I dammt sure woke up with some."


 
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Old 01-30-2009, 07:56 AM
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Yep...I've worn tequila goggles a couple times in my life...and that's 'bout purdy accurate right thar. What's that song out these days..."I went to bed at two with a ten...and woke up at ten with a two."
 
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I won a tequila drinkin contest once. I was sick for 3 days. YUCK!
El Toro, neverless!
 
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Ugh! Give me good whiskey or bourbon instead.
 
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Well at least it was female - I think.
 
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Heck that woman needs love - lotsa love, Gump!
 
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Originally Posted by TequilaJohn
Yep...I've worn tequila goggles a couple times in my life...and that's 'bout purdy accurate right thar. What's that song out these days..."I went to bed at two with a ten...and woke up at ten with a two."
Isn't there a country western song? "The girls look prettier at closing time...Please Mr. Bartender don't turn on the lights!"
 
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Hey Gump,
Glad you found this out before your wife had you take a "ride" on your new bed!!!
 
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Old 01-30-2009, 09:17 AM
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Originally Posted by bazam9s
Isn't there a country western song? "The girls look prettier at closing time...Please Mr. Bartender don't turn on the lights!"
Yeah...back in the day, my buds 'n I had a sayin..."Gotta get her out the door before the bartender hits the 'ugly' lights."
 
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The key is to kick her out before you sober up, that way it ensures if you do remember anything it will be a positive.
 


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