How To Install A Home Security System:

1. Go to a second hand store and buy a pair of used men's work boots, size 14 - 18.

2. Place them on your front porch/deck along with several empty beer cans, a copy of EASYRIDERS, Guns and Ammo, and a couple other biker mags.

3. Put a couple GIANT dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads: "Hey Bubba, Crash, Tiny, and Mad Kaw, I went to the gun shop for more ammo, and then the likker store for more beer. Back in an hour or so. DON'T mess with the Pit Bulls, they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer dun it, but it's really hard to tell from all the blood.

 

Now that's a good one!!!

 

Good one...

 

Excellent after they hit my garage I added a danger beware of dog sign. Figure if Opus does get one of them I want to say I warned them. THink I will have to add a few other items as well!

 

I like it. My dogs have a fit even if friends and family come over. When I tell em its ok, they calm down. But always alert and at the ready. Had a couple of undesirables show up at the door one nite about nine, when I opened the door and they saw the dogs and me with my hand behind my back ( ccw permit) they decided they had the wrong house and made a quick departure. hehe Geez

 

Sounds like you may scare off the UPS driver with all those parts for your motor scooter! Just a thought. Happy New Year Da Gumpmeister!!

 

how about a sign " MY OTHER AUTO is a .45...."

 

Very cool!

 

Too funny!

 

Good one Gump. I'm on my way to the second hand store.